NO DOGS!
> I dislike race and gender politics, no matter who benefits from it.
I think it’s time to have a DOG in the Oval Office. My German Shepherd, f’rinstance. She is at least as qualified as the current President-in-Waiting. She has excellent manners — tho’ she does chew with her mouth open, at least her teeth are sparkling clean and razor sharp. She’s always a GOODDOG, she’s photogenic, and she has sound fiscal policies (she has never borrowed a cent in her life, neither does she overspend). On foreign policy, she is quite clear: “WOOF! WOOF!” And on the WOT and Osama bin Laden she is unequivocal: “Grrrrrrrr..!”
As an added bonus, she could dispense with the Secret Service escort: nobody in their right mind would meddle with her.
NO DOGS!