lOOKS JUST LIKE HIM. AND IT WAS YIP YIP YIP YAHOOOOOOOOOO
“Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Obamanation phrase book and Koran; one hundred dollars in Kenyan currency; one hundred dollars in Indonesian currency; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good week in Denver with all that stuff!”