Yew cain’t say theyat, ewwwwwwwwww!!! That’s terribly mean spirited yew mean NAILERMAN!!! Confess yer sin ta Saint Huckabeensuckedin... den go an sin no mo!!! (/dripin slovenly sarcasm wif a suthern baptistan acceyent)
Yas I cain. Thas not raght yew a compairin' me to Mr. Huckleberry. That makes me thank o' that moovie about Tombstone, whar that feller ol'Doc Holiday said to de guy raght for' he kilt him, "I'm yer Huckleberry"
Then he done went an' shot I'm in de haid.
An' thas whut I thank we needs ta dew, Shewt 'em in de haid.