My dad taught me to stand in the door and let my eyes adjust before stepping into a bar, looks like you might have missed a lesson similar to that and decided to barge right in and order a wine spritzer without noticing everyone else was chasing shots with a beer.
My guess is you heard about this place a signed right up and decided it was your cup of tea *pinkie in air* without reading some of the rules of the forum.
Some guidelines posting guidelines
You may get some heat if you don't understand
While your bar analogy appears turned around, what with the hissy fits and all, you are correct and I appreciate the advice.