[Mr. Jeeves]

Doctors should not be in it for the money. They should be drawn from idealistic stock who want to help people, just as was envisioned by Hippocrates.

And fish should have handles to make it easier to pull them out of the water... ;)

They tried it your way once. It was called the Soviet Union. They ended up having to shoot a lot of doctors.

[Jim Wilson 1]

That's funny. Mr. Jeeves thinks it's laughable to expect doctors to live up to the Hippocratic Oath. What the hell does it have to do with the Soviet Union?