You really don't want to miss this insight into local libertarian logic. Thank God they're pretty destroyed themselves around here.
G-d save us from the pig-ignorant and the unappeasable, here in Washington state; those "more-conservative-than-thou" types who would turn up their snouts even at a resurrected Ronald Wilson Reagan, were the great man ever to descend from the heavens in a golden chariot and deign to run for office hereabouts.
The only "true conservatives" whose existence they ever willingly acknowledge, ultimately, are they themselves, and the voices tantruming and gibbering within their heads... and, sometimes: they even seem to suspect those of manifesting insufficient political piety. :)