Uh, dude, if you're a Democrat, you're partisan.
I knew the public schools in the Big Apple were having problems, but I had no idea things had gotten this bad.
It's not the New York public schools. They teach children to read. The children in turn discover The New York Times, which convinces them that liberal Democrats are really "nonpartisan moderates" and that Republicans are country bumpkin evil churchgoing insane-assylum escapees.