"Ultra-liberal" ladies looking for men on match.com

Match.com ^ | 9/12/03 | Uncledave

[dighton]

She hates me.

"We had a problem generating your search results."

[finnman69]

A crunchy friend of mine in San Francisco uses match.com. He nevr bothers with the profiles and just checks to see if the women are hot or ugly.he also tells of funny stories where clearly the women are using photoshopped or 10 year old photos of themselves.

[Nea Wood]

A conservative dating site?

It'll be 98% guys..

Whoo-hooo! Sign me up!!

[strela]

stabuj:

I have allowed myself to become immersed in my job.

Translation: I have no social life. Besides, the boss told me that I would get canned the next time I wrote my phone number in catsup on the cheeseburgers I hand out at the drive-through window.

I am close to my family.

Translation: I troll family reunions for bed partners.

My father died two and a half years ago, suddenly, at the age of 58.

Translation: And his body still lies in state in the living room, sitting there so naturally in that Barcalounger he loved so well. My Lysol bill is $300 a month.

Oh yeah, and [I am] funny as hell.

Translation: At least that's what people tell me when I tell them I voted for Algore.

[RosieCotton]

Whoo-hooo! Sign me up!!

Heh...I didn't think of that angle. You're right! The more guys the merrier! ;)

[Just another Joe]

Ditto. I married her yesterday!

What the heck are you doing trolling the net.
You're supposed to be on your honeymoon!
;^)

[goldstategop]

Just out of curiosity... have you done a search for Ann Coulter/Laura Ingraham clones? My understanding is they would be a match made in heaven for a single conservative guy! ;-)

[cjshapi]

In the days when I was dating I wouldn't consider a guy who chose liberal for political tendencies. There just wouldn't be any common ground.

Although there might be more common ground with a liberal than the guy who was a cross dresser whose ad featured him in his women's duds.

[MontanaBeth]

Never trust a man or woman your dog doesn't like

[GOP_1900AD]

This reminds me of most of the ones here in the SF "Gay" Area. Thankfully, I am happily married to a great Rightist lady (as opposed to a liberal, mass of soulless human flesh with female physical characteristics). I am truly blessed! Sadly, all of these feminazis around here have made real inroads into the corporate world. Even wonder why so many corporations are utopian, globalist, PC, anti Conservative hell holes? Well, now you know! When lib chicks with wealthy parents get well degreed then marry their jobs, and chime into the existing rafts of aging boomers running the board rooms, this sort of thing is inevitable. We're doomed....

[meg70]

lol, Is there a 'metrosexual' section on Match.com?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

DWM, 43, like tofu, hate fur, love Hillary, hate Republicans, metrosexual, drive a Prius, earth-loving, have homes in NY, LA and Martha's Vinyard, looking for S/D/Not quite sure/Female, the more diverse the better, to be my Monica and then lie for me.

You forgot the clincher: "I'm white, but I feel extremely guilty about that fact."

[Prof Engineer]

What the heck are you doing trolling the net. You're supposed to be on your honeymoon! ;^)

I'm busy providing for my family!LOL. We'll get to the honeymoon in a few months.

[My Favorite Headache]

OMG...I am dyin over here...LMFAO...HAHAHAHAHAHA...ADOPTED A VEAL CALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freedom moose]

...an academic who loathes the elitist nature of academia...an American drawn to European sensibilities.

This made me laugh

[exile]

As a happily married man, may I provide some transltations:

"L538 It would not be misguided of me to describe myself as thoughtful, compassionate and creative... Some things I don't love: dogs (most), golf, SUVs, Republicans, suburbia...Although I was raised in CT, I have strong ties to France." - Doesn't shave her armpits


"runner174 Chances are, if you are apathetic, drive a SUV, vote republican, are a couch potato, support McDonalds, wear fur, like strip malls, don't like feminists, and/or are codependent, we won't be a good match. This is a start, but [the] truth is what's on paper is NOT important to me. " - translation : "I like to appear open-minded, but I'm not"

"cj228 I'm tall, smart, passionate and complicated with a bevy of fascinating (guaranteed not to be boring) contradictions...a white chick who likes African music...a working class girl getting a PhD...an academic who loathes the elitist nature of academia...an American drawn to European sensibilities. " - another daddy's girl trying to rebel.

"stabuj I have allowed myself to become immersed in my job...I am close to my family. My father died two and a half years ago, suddenly, at the age of 58...Oh yeah, and [I am] funny as hell." - Sorry pumpkin, but if you were really funny, you wouldn't open with the tragic death of your father.

"ja71 After three years of working towards a PhD in Judaic Studies, I decided to get out of academia to teach high school English. Now if I could find a school that begins at noon, my life would be perfect. I am drawn to people who...provide a bizarre perspective. No Republicans, please! " Judaic studies huh, bet the employers are just beating down your door.

' JSMD Life is truly beautiful and diverse... I prefer African American men." Someone should refer this one to the Revvrund Jackson

"Sioux_Zen I love animals (presently share my home with one kitty and I adopted a rescued veal calf last summer). " - This babe is perfect for the gentleman who enjoys the smell of cat pee and farms!

[Skooz]

Uh oh. Moved to chat to die.

Chat: the virtual Nursing Home.

[JRandomFreeper]

Never trust a man or woman your dog doesn't like

My ex agreed to keep my old dog since she got the house, and he's been there for so long, and I'm looking at deployments pretty soon.

I get visitation rights to the dog, but taking prospective future wives to get ole Randy's okey-dokey might be a little out of line. Maybe I could sneak him into my apartment on a weekend to evaluate any prospective spouse. 8>)

/john

[SERE_DOC]

"Would you break it off because:

You needed space?

She just didn't meet your needs?

She wasn't enough fun for you?

or because You had met someone previous to her and decided that you wanted to focus on just one relationship?"

Or is it the thought of dating this wretch and having to have your spine ripped out and a lobotomy preformed without anesthesia

Come on expiring minds want to know?

[CJ Wolf]

Herpes but I'm really cute
( Active during the last 3 days )

About Me
Gender: Woman seeking a Man

Location: Montgomery Village, MD

Age: 31

Marital Status: Divorced

Body Type: Average

Height: 5' 5"

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Dark Brown

Ethnicity: Other

Sense of Humor: I'll tell you later

Social Setting: I'll tell you later

TV Watching: I'll tell you later

Smoking: Doesn't smoke

Drinking: Drinks socially

Living Situation: I'll tell you later

Have Kids: No

Want (more) kids: Yes

Education: Some College

Employment Status: Full-time

Occupation: Medical / Health Services

Income: $25,000 to $34,999

Religion: Christian

Attend Services: Only on holidays

Political Views: I'll tell you later

Astrology: Libra

Languages: I'll tell you later

Interests: Dancing, Dining, Movies, Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Watching Sports, Theater, Travel



Hi there. Probably the above mentioned condition will get most clicking, but I'm a very honest person. I was infected in college by a dishonest boyfriend. I'm a really attractive, very nice (Mom's love me), funloving girl who wants to find a man who is ready to settle down because my biological clock is ticking and I really want two children. I'm a Registered Nurse and a great cook, so you know if you're with me, you'll be in great hands. I'm physically fit teach kickboxing twice a week and play on a softball team. If you don't mind, please answer the below questions with your response. My dream is to meet a man whom I can trust with all my life and can be a good husband and father for the children I want. I might expect a lot from a man in way of someone who is loving and kind, but I can offer the same qualities in return. I appreciate a man who is sincere and trustworthy.