Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 8

FOFL!!!

We'll need a few thousand cases of them

1,381 posted on 09/15/2003 6:13:55 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

To: Mo1; Darkchylde

Sis has an idea.
"Plug him in and flip the switch!"

Thanks, dearest sister.
Your confidence in my electrical resistance is well noted.

1,382 posted on 09/15/2003 6:16:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.)

FOFL ... that'll put some juice in him

1,383 posted on 09/15/2003 6:18:23 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

To: sweetliberty

Pride goeth before a _______. You are way too casual about this, sugarbear.

Even in sports events, they say it's better to go in just slightly nervous.

Keeps you on your toes.

And at your height that could be important.....

1,384 posted on 09/15/2003 6:19:18 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

My area isn't too bad so far .. but Chester County is getting nailed

1,385 posted on 09/15/2003 6:19:18 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

If you already own a backhoe, I'm not sending you a silly old boat......

1,386 posted on 09/15/2003 6:20:49 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

Nope .. I don't have one of those .. but these folks are in need of a boat

1,387 posted on 09/15/2003 6:22:49 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

"it's better to go in just slightly nervous."

Well, I am a little ~~excited~~ nervous. I'm sure I will be moreso by November.

"at your height that could be important....."

He's only 3 inches taller than me.

1,388 posted on 09/15/2003 6:25:19 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

1,389 posted on 09/15/2003 6:25:55 PM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)

Might be a good week to go buy you a raft!

1,390 posted on 09/15/2003 6:26:07 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

If we see you and the wimmin on your roof later this week I promise to come and resue you.

1,391 posted on 09/15/2003 6:26:54 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

LOL!!! .. you're a true friend

1,392 posted on 09/15/2003 6:28:12 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

I'm up on a hill .. if you see me up on the roof .. then we are screwed and it won't dry out till the yeat 2025

1,393 posted on 09/15/2003 6:29:56 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

To: sweetliberty

All good reasons to seek continuuing counsel.....

1,394 posted on 09/15/2003 6:30:23 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

To: sweetliberty

In a worse case ... I'll just pull out the pool floats

1,395 posted on 09/15/2003 6:31:20 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

Maybe you'll have ocean frontage next week.....

You'll be rich.

1,396 posted on 09/15/2003 6:31:53 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

To: Darkchylde; snippy_about_it; Mo1; grannie9; ValerieUSA; lodwick; bentfeather; SAMWolf

I had traveled far beyond what was prudent, and heard the growls and snarls of creatures that were the proof of my lack of prudence.
I felt my heart hammer in my chest as I gripped my weapons in my hands.
Sweat dripped into my one eye, the lions came into view.
I swung with my bronze sword as the lead female leaped at me.
I had enough time to-

I sat bolt upright screaming.
After all these years, one would think I wouldn't have nightmares.
My kind isn't supposed to be able to have nightmares.
I padded in bare feet into my kitchen and grabbed a glass of water.
Not that water would do me any good, but it would help calm me down and keep me from dehydrating from sweating.
I opened my refrigerator and had stuck my head inside whenn I vaguely sensed something wrong, right before a voice intruded upon my existence.
"You really should look into therapy."
Anything else the speaker said was drowned out by the sound of my head banging the inside of the refrigerator and then the sound of catastrophic collapse of everything in my hands.
I looked over the counter darkly at the speaker.
She tried to look demure, but I knew far better than that.
"How.. ow, did you get in here? And why are you here?" I rubbed my now rather bruised skull with one hand and surveyed the destruction.
A smile and my spare key being held before my eyes were my answer.
Perfect.
"So what name do you go by now? If I may ask?" my head hurt and my humor was rather nonexistent.
"You may call me Karen for now." she purred.
Not too different from what I had known her as.
But vastly different from who she really was.
"Oh, you've been around for closer to 60 centuries deary."
Rule one in the realm of fiends, never remind one of their age.
I glared at her darkly for a few minutes.
How could I ever forget?
After all, she was the one who had made me what I was.
All because I was a foolish boy who had seen a pretty face and had wanted to offer her father a dowry for her hand in marraige.

I shook my head to clear the memories that came.
But it was no use.
I remembered still.

1,397 posted on 09/15/2003 6:34:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.)

"All good reasons to seek continuuing counsel..... "
.

1,398 posted on 09/15/2003 6:34:59 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

A shrug is the only response she gave.
Harrumph.

1,399 posted on 09/15/2003 6:35:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.)

To: sweetliberty

Only six weeks until November......

1,400 posted on 09/15/2003 6:38:29 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)

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