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Word For The Day, Monday, August 18, 2003
The Verbivores
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Posted on 08/18/2003 5:28:51 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: Laura Earl
I know
321
posted on
08/18/2003 10:16:01 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If John Kerry was a bobble head doll, he'd need a smaller head.)
To: honeygrl
Ahem....well, we're waiting....
322
posted on
08/18/2003 10:17:42 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: honeygrl
It wouldn't be too much for me, but maybe for some around here. :^)
323
posted on
08/18/2003 10:17:46 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Texan5; xsmommy; gas_dr
Catching people who commit fraud with workman's comp and insurance, now that would be a sweet gig.
To: xsmommy
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
The first week after we had gotten my van I made a similar mistake and got into the one parked next to me and couldn't figure out why the ignition key wouldn't work.
The owner of the liquor store I was parked in front came out and asked me why I was in his van. Mine was parked right next to his and they were the same color.
Fortunately he knew me and so it became a joke rather than a potentially LEO situation.
325
posted on
08/18/2003 10:18:22 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
To: Flurry
You weren't that guy jerkin' his gherkin in the mall parking lot. Little Flurry is no gherkin.
326
posted on
08/18/2003 10:18:30 AM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(Never wear panties to a party!)
To: honeygrl
You got pictures?
327
posted on
08/18/2003 10:18:51 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Lostinacademe
Nicely done! Welcome to the best class in town!
To: Laura Earl; Flurry
Little Flurry is no gherkin
This appears to be an oxymoron. :^)
329
posted on
08/18/2003 10:20:20 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: hobbes1; Texan5
When asked to describe her flasher all she said was gentile.....
330
posted on
08/18/2003 10:21:21 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(California is like Sweden, except in Sweden the blondes are real.)
To: xsmommy
Oh, that's funny! I can't imagine how embarrassed she must have been.
The first time hubby served as an altar boy, he was sitting right next to the boy swinging the censer. He started getting dizzy from the smell of the incense, and toppled off the pew onto the floor. He said that was bad enough, but the worst part was when his mother ran screaming up to the altar and grabbed him up off the floor.
331
posted on
08/18/2003 10:21:24 AM PDT
by
Texan5
To: Argh
What makes it so funny to me is that while I'm over 40 my mother has never explained to me about boys and girls and where babies come from......but she did explain homosexuals to me when I was a kid. Not what they do, it was a rather generic explanation - but she, at that time, likened them to alcoholics.
332
posted on
08/18/2003 10:21:37 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
To: Gabz
The new puppy? What's the name? And congrats on learning how to post pics! :-)
To: white rose
Wait till they figure out to to do PhotoShop with Richard Simmons and Saddam. ;)
To: Gabz; Flurry
Flurry tells a funny tale about he and one of his brothers grossing out their dad by talking about going downtown.
335
posted on
08/18/2003 10:24:04 AM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(Never wear panties to a party!)
To: Texan5
xsbro would ALWAYS get woozy from the incense, especially at like 40 hours celebrations where it was packed and long. i am sure he became Baptist to escape the incense!
336
posted on
08/18/2003 10:24:24 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: secret garden
The puppy's name is Cinderella........that's what I get for allowing a princess obsessed 5yo to name her!!!
Posting the pix wasn't my problem, it was figuring out how to get them on the webspace my ISP gives it's customers so I could post them on FR that I finally accomplished this morning!!!
337
posted on
08/18/2003 10:25:31 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
To: Texan5
i am feeling positively church ladyish. i have no lewd stories to relate and my funny story dealt with a HDO Mass!
338
posted on
08/18/2003 10:26:49 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Argh
"You got pictures? "
No, no photos that I'm aware of. But I have done my share of semi-public places in very public areas. It's been a few years though since. The hubby became a bit prudish once the kids came along.
To: xsmommy
i am sure he became Baptist to escape the incense!
Hahahaha! Heck, I'm surprised he didn't become an atheist to get away from it! :^)
340
posted on
08/18/2003 10:27:27 AM PDT
by
Argh
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