Word For The Day, Wednesday, August 6, 2003

The Verbivores | 8/6/03 | Teacher

[xsmommy]

you and mrs Dupa ever been featured?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

but isn't she getting any help? Seem's like a real handful for a solo mission.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

actually, I had switched seats with my buddy's wife so her and and the Mrs could talk about tampons or whatever it is you guys do without talking over me. However, that meant that her and I would be the couple had the camera turned our way.

No such luck.

[xsmommy]

could be the dad's going. but i think she can handle it solo. they aren't little kids running off somewhere.

[xsmommy]

too bad you and your buddy couldn't have gotten a smooch up on there... ; )

[Hegewisch Dupa]

man - we were already close to being in a fight with the a$$wipes next to us. Man-on-man lip action would have guarenteed fisticuffs.

[xsmommy]

why were you brawling with the people next to you?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

we weren't - it never got to that point. But the guys next to us had been making snide little comments about our peanut earings (hard to explain); which I could live with. But then one of the guys kicked over one of our extra beers (sales stop in the 7th) after both me and my buddy seperately pointed it out to him. That really got our blood boiling.

And even though I am really a wimp, my buddy is strong enough that I liked our chances, even outnumbered. Chicks love my buddy too - once on vacation women wanted pictures of them kissing him.

[NeoCaveman]

Patrick Kennedy opens his mouth and staves any confusion regarding his supposedly Roman Catholic upbringing.

That dum@$$ who's never worked a day in his life should STFU.

[xsmommy]

peanut earings

so was the cute studly friend wearing the earrings too, or just you? can i have my pic taken kissing him? does he go on tour??

[Hegewisch Dupa]

yes - all the guys wear peanut earings when we go to a game. In the correct ear too, I may add. Left is right, right is wrong.

He would gladly let you kiss him - as long as his wife isn't around. She is frightfully jealous. I can't even talk about the story I just told you in front of her.

[xsmommy]

jealous? really? i was riding xshub's butt about Muffy all weekend long, asking if he wanted to rekindle that HS romance. they dated all 4 yrs of HS. he revealed to me for the first time that HE dumped her. or rather went out with someone else, which effectively ended it, abruptly and finally. what a SCUMBAG!

[RikaStrom]

#7??!

Ok, I heard go forth and multiply, but honestly!

[RikaStrom]

Oh gross. Someone wale on that twerp.

A+

[RikaStrom]

I am getting tired about their whining about missing personal things. Get their butts home and tell them to do their jobs.

A+

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Muffy. That's funny right there. How do you introduce her with a straight face? May as well marry a Bambi.

[RikaStrom]

LOL, hello Maxie

[xsmommy]

her real name was linda-marie. but was universally known as muffy. her brother was chip. they were snooty. amazing they let the muffster date the dago son of an auto mechanic!

[RikaStrom]

The coming election is certainly going to be interesting.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

By the way, it seems I am trapped by my Southside of Chicago heritage.