Kutcher and Walker in "Dukes of Hazzard"? (Brittney as Daisy Duke)

Cinecon ^ | 07/31/03 | THOMAS CHAU

[billbears]

It should have been a crime for rolling That '70 in the Fast and the Furious.

Indeed it should have been. And I don't care what that ricer had on it, I don't think it could have kept up with that Charger. I guess maybe with nitrous it could have but I don't know...

I did like the 68 Charger in Blade as well

[yarddog]

Yes poor Jan.

Also in the same scene, Greg is thinking, "Marcia looks great in those ropes" then "oh no what am I thinking"

Or another scene where the other kids, having discovered that Roy is an imposter come up to the attic where Marcia and Greg are kissing and say "something fishy is going on", then the two, horrified say in unison, "no it's not".

[jjbrouwer]

Marcia: Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib, and it means women get whatever they want.

[Lx]

Yeah, a blown 426 hemi Charger against a turbo and Nitroused Supra ? 4 banger (I thought those Supras had inline sixes). I think there might be a slight torque difference there.

I do think it's pretty cool that these young guys are taking 2 liter engines and turning 11's or better but I just don't like front wheel drive no matter who makes it.

Blade's car was cool, too. So was the Challenger from Vanishing Point or the Charger from Dirty Mary Crazy Larry but I think I'm dating myself.

[L.N. Smithee]

Unlike the General Lee, it'll never fly.

[L.N. Smithee]

I don't know why, but apparently SOMEONE at Warner Brothers is in love with Ashton Kutcher, because they're literally THROWING all their best roles at him. They want him to play Superman, Batman, and if this is a WB production, one of the Dukes as well. It's nuts.

I'd rather have Keaton or Kilmer as Batman again. Clooney? It's a toss-up. Kutcher as Clark Kent/Superman? Get real.

Kutcher is a good part of an excellent ensemble cast in That 70's Show (I'm a big Kurtwood Smith fan going back to RoboCop), but he has yet to prove that he is a movie star. People may buy Us magazine to see pics of him going to a premiere with Dumi Mooreon, but nothing has shown me that there is a public itching for movies with "Ashton Kutcher" above the title.

I thought for a moment that Britney Spears could possibly play the Joker's goofy stalker, Harley Quinn, in a Batman movie, but that would call for an actress good enough to go "over the top." She ain't.

("Was that 'over the top?' I can never tell." -- Jim Carrey as the Riddler, ad-libbing in Batman Forever)

[Shanda]

I don't know their names but both actress who play Marcia in the Movies are quite a bit prettier than the original one. I know her name but just can't remember it.

I saw only a little bit of The Bradys in the white house or whatever the name of it was but it didn't seem all that good.

[yarddog]

The actress who played Marcia in the movies is Christine Taylor. She is one of the prettiest girls in the movies.

I don't know the name of the one in the last movie but she was quite attractive too. For some reason I can't recall the original Marcia's name either although it is something like McCormick.

[jjbrouwer]

The first Marsha was Maureen McCormick:

[jjbrouwer]

This is what she looks like now, aged 47:

[Shanda]

There is another thread rehashing this story on FR.

I must say Maureen looks pretty good in both those pictures.

[jjbrouwer]

The likeness between her and the actress who played her in the two spoof movies is quite uncanny. Even down to the way she speaks.

[purple_crane05]

The movie that you are referring to is "Moonrunners" and Dukes of Hazzard was based off of it. You were right about the sheriff's name was Roscoe Coltrane. There was also a Revenue Agent whose name was Cooter Davenport.

[yarddog]

It has been so long since I saw that movie that not much is remembered. I was surprised to learn the Revenue Agent was named Cooter tho.

.One thing I do recall was that it was not a comedy.