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India - Women mutilate man who turned down sex
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| 6.13.2003
Posted on 06/12/2003 2:14:28 PM PDT by swarthyguy
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To: swarthyguy
There once was a man named Parkeet
Who just wanted to take a leak
He was met by a gang
Of gals who wanted to bang
Parkeet he declined
The gals said fine
And proceeded to cut off his root.
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posted on
06/12/2003 2:31:51 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: Centurion2000
Lorean Bobbit wasn't a swarthy chick!
To: swarthyguy
I chuckled at this story, like anyone would, and then I thought about the fact that if the genders in this story were reversed and it was a woman who was mutilated, we wouldn't be laughing. Interesting double standard.
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posted on
06/12/2003 2:34:40 PM PDT
by
drew
To: Junior
Dude, have you actually thought of why these girls had to demand sex and were turned down? They might just be the skankiest critters alive...Yeah, having his johnson amputated might have been the lesser of two evils - kinda adds a new twist to coyote ugly
Single coyote ugly - chew off your arm so you don't wake her up
Double coyote ugly - chew off the other arm in case she goes out looking for a one-armed man
Mumbai coyote ugly - so unbelievably ugly that you'd chew your johnson off so you'll never, EVER be in that situation again...
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posted on
06/12/2003 2:36:25 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs)
To: drew
At least they didn't run away with it or throw it to the dogs.
Perhaps men have a more resilient sense of humor. We can laugh at our own shortcomings.
Certainly doesn't help if the guy changes his mind at a later date.
To: Junior
The skankier the better.
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posted on
06/12/2003 2:53:08 PM PDT
by
Satadru
To: Oberon
Ok, Hillary, Helen Thomas, and who were the other two?... Madeline Albright and Janet Reno.YIKES...perish the thought. :/
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posted on
06/12/2003 3:15:21 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
To: Mark
Rosseanne and Janet ElReno perhaps?
To: dirtboy
kinda adds a new twist to coyote ugly Reminds me of a night out drinking. I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2. Go figure.
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posted on
06/12/2003 5:23:53 PM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(Never rent a room from a man named Bates.)
To: swarthyguy
In this case, he should have gone for at least one of the birds in hand. Mighta saved him from the other two in the bush.
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posted on
06/12/2003 6:02:57 PM PDT
by
happygrl
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Brings new meaning to "Make love to me right now or else!"
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
06/12/2003 7:32:05 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: Lawgvr1955
Man, gotta tell ya, I had a girlfriend for a while, and she was ugly . But she had many talents that more than made up for it. I still think about her.
To: swarthyguy
OK, this would NEVER happen at my house. At the calculated risk of sounding oh-so-not-PC, maybe he was just gay. Or really tired.
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posted on
06/13/2003 2:23:54 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(An organic conservative)
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