Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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[deport]

This is humor ...people need humor

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There are a few posters around here that serve that purpose very well.......

[woofie]

I see that you were mean to the gift bearer....and another thread got wacked...

[hispanarepublicana]

JIM ROBINSON: We're looking into it, and we hope to have the chicken back on this side of the road in the next 2 hours or so. We'll just need time to reboot it. We think maybe it crossed the road to perform a ping attack, or our server host could have scared it across the road.

[sharktrager]

Hell, find a thread with less than one joke per 20 posts.

[sharktrager]

You forgot the part where Jesse then says it's the duty of the government to fund programs to get the chickens across the road.

For some reason, every time he talks about the need for serlf-reliance and responsibility, the solution to achieve it is dependant on the government.

[hispanarepublicana]

Just thought of another....

ADMIN MODERATOR: The chicken didn't cross the road. It just got moved to Chat.

[ned_budge]

for BARBARA WALTERS shouldn't be:

BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that intetwesting? In a few moments we will be wistening to the chicken tell, for the fiwst time, the heawt-warming stowee of how it expewienced a sewious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dweam of cwossing the woad.

[ErnBatavia]

DYSLEXIC CHICKEN: Side the other get to...

[Texas Eagle]

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST: Obviously the chicken is ADD/AHD. Here is a prescription for Ritalin and Prozac with unlimited refills.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Actually, Bill Clinton choked the chicken.....

[skeptoid]

puh-ding (-a-ling-a-ling)