The Cult of the Viking Kitties

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[4mycountry]

Nice photos!

[MWS]

It's good to have a member of the presidential family on our side!!!

[4mycountry]

Zavien, I need to warn you. I think the lack of trolls is getting to you. You keep pointing at newbies and saying they're trolls when they're not.

This is really bad IMO. They (newbies) get a bad impression of FR. Think about it: If you were a newbie and on your post you got replies from people wanting to ZOT you, and you're NOT a troll, how bad would you feel?

Sorry if I sound mushy, but this is concerning me. I just want to let ya know.

'k? We still partners in ZOT?

Viking Kittiefully Yours,

[Zavien Doombringer]

Indeed, I can see concern...I am not that jumpy at newbies...I am paying close attention to the body of the messages, sometimes there are a few things that do not agree with me, I know that doesn't make them a troll.

I am thankful for you and others watching out for me. YOur opinions and FR insight are very important to me (not trying to be mushy either).

I remember my first few days, I wasn't the welcomed person either, my Alias was joked on - BTW, my name is Geoff, I was called Troll, and flamed for my opinions. I even was threatened by email! Admin Mod had to step in...

I do know, and I show compassion.

If I am being an embarrasment to the VK, I humbley sit out for a while...

[4mycountry]

Hey, you're no embarrassment! Just a little enthusiastic, that's all.

I mean, come on: You're one of the best VK's out there! You're one of the first on a troll thread, you've got awesome graphics, and a good sense of humor. ConstitutionDay better protect his turf.

I just don't want you to be viewed as the bad, excited kittie who bites into everything he sees. I'm just looking out for you. (oh god, there goes the mushy stuff again...)

I didn't know you got flamed as a newbie. Shame on the other FReepers! Look at you now, a Viking Kittie!! Ha!

--Oh yes, and pardon this, it sounds stupid, but did you mean that your real name is Geoff, or that was a first screenname? I haven't had my coffee yet so my brain isn't functioning as well as it should.

Oh well. Need coffee.

Viking Kittiefully Yours,

[Zavien Doombringer]

Picture of Zavien teething on a newly found object. He can get very anxious while trolling for trolls.

My real name is Geoff...I have never been on FR with any other name, that's a no-no...

As a VK, I will always follow the Admin Moderators Code of Conduct!

[4mycountry]

Gotcha! Wouldn't it be nice if we could make leaving out troll threads a rule of Admin Conduct? I'd follow that rule in a heartbeat! ^-^

[Zavien Doombringer]

HEHE, sure would...
(zavien slips a bowl of Fellowship cream under 4mycountry's nose)

[4mycountry]

*takes bowl* Why thank you Zavien! I enjoy being a fellow Viking Kittie with you!

Here! I have something for you: Viking Kittie Brotherhood Catnip!

[Zavien Doombringer]

Thank you!!! I feel much better already!

[jriemer]

Ya, know I was out wandering the fjords after a hard day VK'ing and run into this Viking Babe, don't ya know. She looked right out one of them singin' fat lady shows but she's better lookin'. Well, I tells her, "I'm a Viking Kittie on Free Republic," and she goes, "Like, that must be soo cool! Do you ZOT! Trolls?"

"Like duh..." I tell her.

"That's totally awesome," she says, "I can't believe I met a Viking Kittie!"

So ya know, we get to talkin' about ZOT!s, fjordin', hats with horns on them, stuff, and she gets to askin' me back to her place at Valhalla.

I go, "No way man, I mean babe. You could be some sort of Valkyrie, those chicks that take fallen Viking Kittie warriors to their final resting place. I got five lives left and I ain't buyin' the farm now."

She gets all PO'ed, says something raw about Zepplin and takes off. Come to think of it, she could have been a Troll...

[Zavien Doombringer]

Wow, could have had me fooled...I have much to learn. Had that siren been near me, I would have fallen!

[4mycountry]

Be careful next time! If you go, who'll update us on TAM4?!

[4mycountry]

Should be: TAR4. Heh heh. ^^;;

[4mycountry]

Hey Zavien,
Found this pic on the web and it reminded me of our "conversations". The site doesn't allow direct linking, though, so here's the address: Click to go.
http://funniestpets.com/fc9.html

I'm the orange one, btw. ^^

[Zavien Doombringer]

ok, getting waaaaaay too mushie :)

[jriemer]

4mycountry:I'm the orange one, btw. ^^

Ahh, Viking Kittie luuuv....

Ain't it cute?

[4mycountry]

Naturally. Like two kittens is gonna be terrifying.

Sorry. I forgot the < /mush > tag I was gonna post. Only once you hit the post button --even accidentally-- it's there forrrrreeevvvvvveerrrrr....

[4mycountry]

Now cut that out! No luuuv!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'm really starting to wonder about you folks....