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(Dave Barry column) Udder Disgrace in the Midwest
Miami Herald ^
| 3-09-03
| Dave Barry
Posted on 03/09/2003 10:58:34 PM PST by petuniasevan
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I've not met a man, before now, who realized how bad it is to wear white socks with dress pants........ Whyisa, on the other hand white socks with dress kilt is pretty much required: 
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03/10/2003 5:25:32 PM PST
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Eala
To: VRWCmember
>Yogurt to get out more oftenShould I go to Jersey? Guernsey. 
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03/10/2003 5:27:53 PM PST
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Eala
To: Eala
You got me there Eala........ Hey, do you know how many birds a Scotsman can hide under his kilt?
....It depends on the size of the perch...........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
A bird in the hand is... uh...
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03/10/2003 5:57:21 PM PST
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Eala
(where was i?)
To: Eala
Perhaps we shouldn't go there...... lol
To: petuniasevan
Veterinarian Robert O'Brien of the University of Wisconsin-Madison uses ultrasound equipment to look for any tampering to enlarge a cow's udder. I want to know: Does he work on the side performing, uh, inspections at beauty pageants?
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03/11/2003 5:42:12 AM PST
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Fudd
(It is good that war is so terrible, lest we grow fond of it.)
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