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50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
Pointless Waste of Time ^
Posted on 12/22/2002 9:05:26 PM PST by A.J.Armitage
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To: lotrlover-tolkinworshiper
My precious profile page:
uhhh hi my name is well i dont know u guys so i cnat say im kinda short im goin with this really cool guy i go 2 northlambton secondary school im a lotr worshiper i am reading the books once a year evry year so dont talk about anything bad about lotr 2 me or i will haunt u till the day i die then i really will b haunting u wont i hehe jj i wouldnt do that but i would strongly dislike u and probilly never talk 2 u again
To: A.J.Armitage
Somebody is in series need of a life. Even spending two minutes perusing this thread makes me feel stoopid.
To: HairOfTheDog; hellinahandcart
At least she didn't claim to be a relative or close friend of Boromir and shame us for joking about Boromir pincushions!i am r.j.j. tolkene,, i rote the ring of the hobits. borromere is awsome and my best charecter,,,, you are to judgementle on this sight.
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posted on
07/25/2004 3:10:19 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
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posted on
07/25/2004 3:19:47 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(~*-,._.,-*~Loves her hubbit~*-,._.,-*~)
To: paulklenk
Dear A.J.Armitage
you clear are mis informed for in the 1940's. The movies were not writ-in by peter jackson. Hopefully your joking, because i would say you living under a rock because you haven't heard of fiction or JRRTolkien. Good job! do some research o and thank your website from protecting you from a more aggressive response. do some research for your own dignity, and self respect.
To: paulklenk
Dear A.J.Armitage
you clear are mis informed for in the 1940's. The movies were not writ-in by peter jackson. Hopefully your joking, because i would say you living under a rock because you haven't heard of fiction or JRRTolkien. Good job! do some research o and thank your website from protecting you from a more aggressive response. do some research for your own dignity, and self respect.
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To: SandfleaCSC
After the conclusion of the War of Wrath, Manwë determined that the surviving Half-elven would have their choice of fates: to be counted as Elves, and granted eternal life in the Undying Lands; or to be counted as mortals, and granted the ineffable Gift of Men. This choice could be delayed, although not indefinitely.
Elrond and Arwen are half-elven
Elrond chose to be counted among the Elves, serving in the household of Gil-galad until the end of the Second Age, and founding Rivendellhaven of the Peredhilin the Third. He married the Elf Celebrían, daughter of Celeborn and Galadriel, and sailed into the West at the conclusion of the War of the Ring.
Arwen chose a mortal life so she could be with Aragon.
marrying Aragorn II Elessar, king of the Reunited Kingdom, and died alone at the age of 2,901 years, grieving the brevity of her mortal happiness. Their son Eldarion and their daughters were not counted as Half-elven, but rather as Dúnedain restored.
To: A.J.Armitage
Just a thought,...
Watch Clerks 2, (skit on LOTR and Star Wars
Read Bored of the Rings (Harvard Lampoon)
may be out of print, but great.
Enjoy more fiber in your diet.
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posted on
07/22/2007 4:33:41 AM PDT
by
SERE_DOC
("People shouldn't fear the governments, governments should fear it's people!" "V")
To: MarkL
i read this a long time ago when i was 11, and was terribly offended. reading it 8 years later made me understand how funny this really is.
To: A.J.Armitage
What a hoot! Thanks for posting this!
And for more reasons to hate LotR, check out this YouTube cut, from the movie “Clerks 2.” Please note, this is NOT safe for work, and it’s extremely rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. And funny; very, very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8
Mark
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posted on
11/15/2009 6:03:55 AM PST
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: Rskahrnt
I thought I had seen this somewhere before... Little did I know that I was responding to a nearly 8 year old thread!
But if you’re not offended easily, be sure to check out the YouTube clip I linked!
I found myself laughing about this all over again.
Mark
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posted on
11/15/2009 6:11:51 AM PST
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: A.J.Armitage
LOL! I wasn’t sure if it was satire until I made it a third of the way through.
I would gladly pay to see a version of the LOTR with Walken, Campbell, Diesel and a monkey!
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:40:22 AM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
Note: this topic is from December 22, 2002.
And it hasn't improved with age. :')
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posted on
11/15/2009 6:45:05 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: SunkenCiv
Oh, I don’t know about that. :-)
To: Immerito
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posted on
10/13/2010 6:19:06 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
To: A.J.Armitage
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posted on
10/13/2010 6:27:05 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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