Word For The Day, Friday, 9/20/02

The Verbivores | 9/20/02 | Teacher

[SeaDragon]

SeaDragon<--------shaking head

I'm confused.

It must be time to go home now.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Did you (me, us, ourselves and houri) ever figure out what they were talking about?

[SeaDragon]

Yes, it was in reference to the female shark that had babies with no male share around. That remark was made in reference to xsmommy's remark about the croqs and who needed them

Still confused??

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hmmmmmn.

I'm still thinking about that mating scene between your typical croq and your typical lady shark ...

8<)

Besides, without guys around, who'd kill all the spiders and catch lizards?

[SeaDragon]

Besides, without guys around, who'd kill all the spiders and catch lizards?

Actually, I can do those myself but if you would like to do them for me then I am more than agreeable. Just march yourself over here..........

[Robert A Cook PE]

(Hums to himself as he starts walking west ..... towards the janitor's closet.)

(Shark noises slowly get louder in the background:

.......as he realizes "she" swims with both croq's and sharks

...... at the same time

...... in the same bathtub.)

[SeaDragon]

But sweetness, I won't let them hurt you.....................

Oh, you don't think I would hurt you do you?

[Robert A Cook PE]

(Continues his epic saga west...)

(Theme music from "Jaws grows gently louder in the background ... as the refrain from the Wizard of Oz echo strangely in the dark canyons beyond " Sharks and Dragons and Croq's, oh my! ...)

"Lettuce see. We must address the check list:

"Croq's.

"Long, lean, thin beautiful creatures that swim in warm salt water for fun. Check.

"With a voracious meat-eating appetite. Check.

"With lots of sharp teeth. Check.

"Sharks.

"Long, lean, thin beautiful creatures that swim in warm salt water for fun. Check.

"With a voracious meat-eating appetite. Check.

"With lots of sharp teeth. Check.

"Sea Dragons.

"Long, lean, thin beautiful creatures that swim in warm salt water for fun. Check.

"With a voracious meat-eating appetite. Check.

"With lots of sharp teeth. Check.

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Nope, don't see any problems here.

[SeaDragon]

"With lots of sharp teeth. Check. ----- Nope, don't see any problems here.

But Robert, I only take little bites. Just nibbles, really...............

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hmmmmmmmn.

"Only small bites," eh?

(Looks down, checks degree of skinniness around the waist.... Finds excessive skinnieness (and skinny knees two.))

Decides there is no danger about swimming with sharks and seadragons ..... There's nothing to eat down there.

[SeaDragon]

There's nothing to eat down there.

Robert, surely you jest. Knees are too boney but there are other things to nibble on...................

[Robert A Cook PE]

(Looks down, seems confused as he walks west and nears the fishy tank ... and nearby beer vat.)

No knees, eh?

Toes? Footsies?

What "is" she talking about nibbling?

[SeaDragon]

What "is" she talking about nibbling?

You know very well what I am talking about...................

[xsmommy]

robt, are you still in one piece this AM? i see Ms. Dragon was feeling feisty yesterday...; )

[hobbes1]

Don't you know its a poor exhibition of manners to slurp your soup ?

[xsmommy]

huh?

[hobbes1]

Superbly rhetorically flourished comeback.

[xsmommy]

mmmm....still sleeping. you were saying?

[hobbes1]

I was referring to your your lunch from Friday ; )

[xsmommy]

you obviously missed the newsflash that i went vegan...