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WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?
My silly feeble mind | 5 Aug 02 | Silly Me

Posted on 08/05/2002 3:28:00 PM PDT by Neets

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To: OneidaM
This thread is hosed.
101 posted on 08/05/2002 5:08:25 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: tcostell
It takes a garment.
102 posted on 08/05/2002 5:09:16 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: OneidaM
It must be all that arsenic in the water that you used to wash your feet!
103 posted on 08/05/2002 5:10:44 PM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: OneidaM
Someone set us up the bunion.

All of your ingrown toenails are belong to us.

104 posted on 08/05/2002 5:20:36 PM PDT by Nubbin
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To: OneidaM
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<sputter, snort, cough, wipe-up-spilled-whiskey>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

105 posted on 08/05/2002 5:29:24 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: OneidaM
This should help.
106 posted on 08/05/2002 5:32:59 PM PDT by TigersEye
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To: OneidaM
Under Al Gore's plan, your toes would have been kept in a lockbox to be used only for paying down the debt.
107 posted on 08/05/2002 5:33:41 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising
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To: OneidaM
You are alive,I thought you went to heavan....I keep hitting my big toe with a hammer. Its George Bush's fault..oh Dick Chenny too.....Trent Lott oh lets not open that can of worms........OneidaM I have missed you. Hope you are not mad at me....:(
108 posted on 08/05/2002 5:34:37 PM PDT by GregB
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To: OneidaM
ROFLOL! This beats them all. Hands down best humor vanity I've ever read here. Nice!

Larry Linville? ROFLOL!!!
109 posted on 08/05/2002 5:37:17 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: OneidaM
LOL, good one!
110 posted on 08/05/2002 5:37:59 PM PDT by jwalsh07
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To: OneidaM
Then again it might be covered here.
111 posted on 08/05/2002 5:38:07 PM PDT by TigersEye
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To: OneidaM
He's about to sign legislation that will allow you to sue "Big Shoes" (Nike, Reebok, Adidas).
112 posted on 08/05/2002 5:41:23 PM PDT by Guillermo
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To: Texas Mom
Actually, I'm more "Deeply troubled", than "Gravely concerned".

I think this is a job that requires Joe's sage wisdom.
113 posted on 08/05/2002 5:42:50 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: Miss Marple
Shoe corruption must stop!
114 posted on 08/05/2002 5:46:05 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: OneidaM
Maybe if you wore sandals...
115 posted on 08/05/2002 5:47:02 PM PDT by TigersEye
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To: OneidaM
This is all part of a conspiracy to brow-beat us into submission. He/They KNOW we won't call for a March on Washington. Way too painful.
116 posted on 08/05/2002 5:47:23 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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To: OneidaM
OMG I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!!

I want to know why President Bush can't get me better seats to see Sheryl Crow on Saturday. Cripe, I'm not voting for him again. What kind of President is he if he can't help out the loyal, blind and foolish Bushbot?

117 posted on 08/05/2002 5:47:33 PM PDT by rintense
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To: Howlin
I traded my muffler in for a new guitar!
118 posted on 08/05/2002 5:48:26 PM PDT by rintense
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To: mystery-ak
Hey mystery! Where've ya been?
119 posted on 08/05/2002 5:49:26 PM PDT by rintense
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

120 posted on 08/05/2002 5:50:24 PM PDT by rintense
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