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Sex videos now compulsory for pandas
Ananova ^
| June 27 2002
Posted on 06/27/2002 5:33:11 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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posted on
06/27/2002 5:33:11 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: Cagey
Help me out Cagey, is this story in the right forum? LOL &;-)
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posted on
06/27/2002 5:37:23 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: 2Trievers
Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true. ...
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posted on
06/27/2002 6:20:59 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: 2Trievers; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; Argh; one_particular_harbour
Panda Porn!
To: CholeraJoe; 2Trievers
The answer is simple, some Amber Panda flicks, and MORE
Tribulus in their Diets.
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posted on
06/27/2002 6:28:21 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: 2Trievers; Cagey
And I thought their low fertility rate was due to having their Mother in Law visit...........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Cagey
And I'll bet you guys think I make this stuff up on my own! LOL &;-)
Panda 'dating agency' to be set up
Scientists are to create an international 'dating agency' for pandas.
They hope the program will improve the breeding success of those in captivity.
Experts estimate the majority of the world's captive pandas are now infertile.
The combined family tree and mating agency should also help overcome the risk of inbreeding.
A five-year plan for saving the species was announced at an international conference in China's Sichuan province, reports The Daily Telegraph.
Story filed: 08:27 Tuesday 8th January 2002
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posted on
06/27/2002 7:02:38 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: 2Trievers
Hahahaha. 2T's, have you been hitting the eucalyptus again?
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posted on
06/27/2002 7:05:47 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: 2Trievers
...mating agency should also help overcome the risk of inbreeding. What did the Pandas ever do before modern Science?
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Nice shot, Whyisa.
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posted on
06/27/2002 8:23:50 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh; Cagey
I've been wondering all day about Panda Porn......do they have stars in those movies - you know like Xingling Holmes, or Zanglee Sprinkles?
To: Argh; Cagey
And another thing, if Panda Porn does beastiality, would it be with humans?.......
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The females would all be named Amber.
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posted on
06/27/2002 10:36:31 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I like the way your mind works!
I suspect Panda bestiality would involve reptiles or something, humans are too evolutionarily close.
Then there's the revolting mixing food with sex gig..I don't think bamboo shoots smear easily, even over panda breasts.
And imagine the subliminal commercials for safe sex, i.e. use of condoms. Imagine a panda trying to get one of those on.
On second thought, don't.
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posted on
06/27/2002 10:41:29 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
I guess you are right, bamboo just doesn't have the same sex appeal as chocolate syrup, huh?...........
To: Argh
Sorry no panda-specific models.
To: CholeraJoe; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Pinging! Whyisa to the Doc's kindly provided data in response # 16.
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posted on
06/27/2002 2:32:21 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; CholeraJoe
Beats me. I'm prejudiced against mixing food and sex more closely that taking her out to dinner anyhow. However, it may interest you to know that the Doc recommends
this (reply # 139). Although I'm not sure why that's necessary if you can get her to bathe properly occasionally! :^)
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posted on
06/27/2002 2:38:06 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Although I'm not sure why that's necessary if you can get her to bathe properly occasionally! :^)Hopefully your response is tongue-in-cheek. (Did that come out right?)
The man drinks the pineapple juice prior to receiving a hummer.
To: CholeraJoe
Oh. Duh. Sorry. Thanks. Old age, you know.
(Tongue-in-cheek? She should be so lucky!)
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posted on
06/27/2002 2:44:52 PM PDT
by
Argh
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