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Hormones in Semen Shown to Make Women Feel Good
Reuters (London) ^
| Wed Jun 26, 2:09 PM ET
Posted on 06/26/2002 1:44:41 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Carolina
The example to prove the point!!
To: Carolina
OMG, anything Clinton would pick up would have to look better than that!!!
To: LindaSOG
Between the latex and maybe it has semicide and and maybe lubricant... Is that what happens when you kill a semicolon?
To: Delbert
one of those bent toothbrush.... Now, that is very funny, perhaps because it's true! I bet it has inspired a lot of research at Collgate inc.
To: Risky Schemer
Apparently you alone have got your panties in a bunch.
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:10:38 PM PDT
by
Zon
To: Inge_CAV
LOL :~)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Has the Navy heard about this? After this there should be no recruitment problem after learning that seamen make women happier. Most Marines and Swabbies already knew this..Oh, semen....nevermind.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
spunk science.
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:32:44 PM PDT
by
galt-jw
To: Zon; Oldeconomybuyer
Apparently you alone have got your panties in a bunch. You know, you're probably right. Me alone. So I might as well "lighten up, Francis," stop swimming against the tide and join right in and get with the program. I'm not quite ready to be queer, so I hope I'm not yet "alone" in my heterosexuality. But since being the only one is such a prob, and I'm the only one constrained by an archaic, Puritanical, Victorian, obsolete morality, I'll just give in and play the game. So let's take this thread right on in the gutter, shall we? I used to write jokes for a living. So hell, why not? I'll pitch a few:
To start things off, here's a list of related threads. Hey, if semen hormones improve mood, the Oval Office sink must be euphoric! Badabing!
And that explains it. No wonder Monica's parents always said, after she kissed them hello, that they felt happy to see her. Badaboom!
A pharmacist walks into the drugstore one morning to find his partner behind the counter jacking off into some orange bottles. "What are you doing!?" he cried. "Just filling a couple of antidepressant prescriptions," he replied. Badabang!
A woman walks into a grocery store with gobs of white goo dripping from her face. A distressed clerk rushed over to her and asked, "Ma'am, can I get you something to wipe off your face with?" "No thanks," she replied, "My doctor is treating me for PMS." Badaboof!
Now we know why they call homosexuals "gay." Their happy assholes. Badayuck!
In case you didn't know or don't get it, writing dirty jokes is no challenge. It's easy. It takes no skill, no intelligence or wit, and they never fail to bring a coarse, cheap, leering, lecherous laugh.
I'm very proud of FR right now, and even prouder every time this gets bumped into the "latest posts" list. < /sarcasm >
To: Risky Schemer
WOW! It just never occurred to me that getting ones panties in a bunch was such a turn on. Oh well, there's a first for everything I guess. Probably not new though because the S&M folks may feel the same.
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:46:53 PM PDT
by
Zon
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This theory is so old it uses viagra! Take a look at Evil Sisters by Bram Djkstra. Waaaaay back in the 1890s-1930s, scientists believed that women benefitted from absorbing semen into the bloodstream. They also believed that every time a man ejaculated, it hurt his health, his IQ-and if a man had a really active sex life, his "vital essense", which was finite, would be used up, and he'd live out to the end of his (shortened) days a helpless, brain damaged cripple. Such a man was "vampirized" by the women in his life, who grew ever stronger on his "vital essense" as he grew weaker. I am not making this up ; read the book-it is a fascinating look at the 'scientific knowledge' re : race and gender after Darwin but before Hitler.
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:47:39 PM PDT
by
kaylar
To: vetvetdoug
Olive Oyle always seemed kind of cranky to me...
92
posted on
06/26/2002 4:50:27 PM PDT
by
SarahW
To: Delbert
Ahhh did not have have depression counseling with that woman. ROTFLMAO.
I just hope I don't get aressted for practicing medicine without a license.
To: big'ol_freeper
Too true. LOL
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:51:41 PM PDT
by
tiki
To: Bella_Bru
Time to schedule an appointment with Dr. Feelgood! :)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
FINALLY! Science that I can hang my hat on.
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posted on
06/26/2002 4:55:10 PM PDT
by
stupid1
To: kaylar
This theory...every time a man ejaculated, it hurt his health, his IQ-and if a man had a really active sex life, his "vital essense", which was finite, would be used up, and he'd live out to the end of his (shortened) days a helpless, brain damaged cripple.Itt NoT A theeeory,,,,, iT a FAKT!!!! BWWAAHAAAHHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAA.....ouch
To: StoneColdGOP
I'll be ready and waiting for my exam. ;-)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
It's time to call for Government mandated hot flesh injections in order to prevent a depression epidemic.
99
posted on
06/26/2002 5:02:51 PM PDT
by
semaj
To: StoneColdGOP
Oh, BTW, I'm thirsty.
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