Brother picks nose, fight

Bloomington Pantograph ^ | Thursday, May 2, 2002 | Kevin Simpson

[pt17]

My sister pointed this one out to me. Like guns, boogers may be considered assault weapons in Bloomington, IL. Be careful traveling through that area if you don't have a proper booger locker and, for heavens sake, don't attack someone with your booger, especially a relative.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm not really sure why, but when I read this I immediately thought of a group of boys I used to run around with in elementary school.......and the equivilent here on FR was this group......lol

[Tennessee_Bob]

[Tennessee_Bob]

This image caught earlier in the two way mirror cam we've secretly installed in WhyisaTexasgirlinPA's house...

[pt17]

This could be especially troubling to some since there's no Constitutional provision protecting the right to own and bear boogers.

[pt17]

Reminder to Sis (I know you'll read this):

Email the Bloomington Police the link to Advanced Nose Picking Techniques so they'll be better prepared to profile these attackers. Is that asking too much of you? No, that's not.

[maxwell]

BWAAAAAHAHA... Ain't nothin' sexier than a woman with her finger up her shnoz...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I have a strict rule against unflattering pictures.........and you just broke it! lol

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Nothing???????????

[Tennessee_Bob]

I'm curious though...who was it that was picking your nose?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, I could think of a few things, but I don't think that this is the appropriate forum for it.

Women in bowling shoes...that's pretty good.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I will never divulge the name of the nose picker......it wouldn't be lady like of me........

[Texaggie79]

What about breaking wind on your brother? Is that battery? I could have my big brother sent to jail for life.

[Argh]

Thank you for the lovely insult, what a wonderful start to the week!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Insult? What? I mentioned some of my dearest friends from my childhood and YOU decide this is an insult? I'm hurt....... lol I might have to wipe a booger on you!

[Argh]

Oh, nicely done, Bob! Wasn't her ping about the snottiest you ever saw? By the way, if you found a picture of a nosepicker broader in the beam than the one you posted it wouldn't have hurt MY feelings any. :^)

[Tennessee_Bob]

I do believe she's picking on you.

However, she's threatened to wipe a booger on you - that's battery - I'd call the cops, if I were you!!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Now Argh....BROADER in the beam? Now that's just cruel.....lol

And TB....I'll wipe a booger on you too! lol.......

[Tennessee_Bob]

Argh - you want a BROADER Broad in the picture...I'll see what I can do.

WIATGIPA - Boogers don't scare me - I've picked up body parts before...mucus is nothing anymore. Besides, you've got to find me first.....

[Argh]

Besides, you've got to find me first.....

Pssst, Tex, I'll bet his name's a dodge, look everywhere EXCEPT Tennessee first....