All-Time Best of the.... WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!

Downstream ^ | Apr 19 2002

[habs4ever]

Ok, pass the cheese and open some Port ;-)And turn on the jukebox.

[pa_dweller]

What?!

No, "I like my women a little on the trashy side"?

[Happygal]

Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter (courtesy of Scott)

Please forward me the lyrics of this song...please. Please, please, please, purty please ;-)

There's not one sista I know that won't identify with THAT lyric! :-)

[white rose]

Here ya go.

[LonePalm]

Took about three minutes to find, longer to format.

Artist: Deana Carter
Song: Did I Shave My Legs For This?
Album:
Submitted by: Hannah
Corrected by:

Flowers and wine
is what I thought I would find,
when I came home from working tonight.
Well, now here I stand
over this fryin' pan,
and you want a cold one again.

I bought these new heels,
did my nails, had my hair done just right.
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance tonight.
Well it's perfectly clear,
between the TV and beer,
I won't get so much as a kiss.
As I head for the door,
I turn around to be sure,
did I shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met,
you promised we'd get
a house on a hill with a pool.
Well, this trailer stays wet,
and we're swimming in debt.
Now you want me to go back to school.

I bought these new heels,
did my nails, had my hair done just right.
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
for romance tonight.
Well it's perfectly clear,
between the TV and beer,
I won't get so much as a kiss.
As I head for the door,
I turn around to be sure,
did I shave my legs for this?
Darling, did I shave my legs for this?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[riley1992]

Hahahaha. That song is great.

Well, I raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies
But I like my music, I like my women wild

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Should've seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said, well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say opposites attract, but I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side

[alnick]

A few I remember from my childhood:

Does my Ring Hurt Your Finger when You Go Out at Night? (Should I take it to the jeweler so it don't fit so tight?)

My Bucket's Got a Hole in It

May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

[supercat]

Worst - Achy Breaky Heart. May that song rest in pieces.

Have you heard "Achy Breaky Song"?

[chorus]
Don't play that song--that achy breaky song--
The most annoying song I know.
And if you play that song--that achy breaky song--
I might'n blow up my radio.

Don't play that song--that achy breaky song--
You know I hate that song a bunch.
And if you play that song--that nauseating song--
It might just make me lose my lunch.

Don't play that song--that achy breaky song--
I think it's driving me insane.
Oh please don't play that song--that irritatin' song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain.

[CindyDawg]

I have to add "It matters to me" by Faith Hill for my 2 year old grandson "JJ". I took him on a 4 hour road trip last weekend. I put in this tape and he put his fingers in his ears and said "turn it off Granny" I put in a Johnny Horton tape and he sang and swayed until our next stop. To each his own. lol. Go figure.

[Happygal]

Thank YOU *S*

And thank you. THAT'S a GREAT song. Don't know the air or anything....but I am a driven woman.., I will not tolerate a weak man.

ALL I want from the man I'm with is a sense of security, home, a shouler to rest my head and a good heart.

Ok..I ask to much. But that's all that I want. I found it...and lost it, it seems. But, it's ALL I want, and would ever need.

[Dan from Michigan]

These isn't country, but the lyrics are classic. George Thorogood.

I DRINK ALONE
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else

[2Trievers]

Let me see if I have a few quarters ... &;-)

[2Trievers]

This Poem Is Best Viewed With A Glass Of

Lagavulin

A Drinking Song

William Butler Yeats

1916

Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

[Savage Beast]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! SB

[2Trievers]

Just providing a useful service for the "dunce" side of FR ... glad you enjoyed! &;-)

[BluesDuke]

They're missing...

"Goin' Through The Big 'D' (An' Don't Mean Dallas)"
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart" (Johnny Cash actually performed this abomination during his otherwise transcendent concert that became the album Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison)

[BluesDuke]

Please...my achy breaky stomach!

[Dan from Michigan]

This song could have been dedicated to me during Lent. (I always play this in the jukebox)

If you don't start drinking(Thorogood)

I'm tired of puttin' up with your sober ways
I'm tired of lookin at you through an alcholic haze
You better change
I'm beggin' ya please
Cause if you don't start drinkin'
I'm gonna leave.

I wake up in the morning' I'm under the roof
But I get no sympathy, you're too aloof(I think that's it) You better change
Yes I'm beggin' ya please
Cause if you don't start drinkin'
I'm gonna leave

Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite
Take a little hit baby, it's alright,
All a fellow wants is company
Come on baby have a taste with me.

[2Trievers]

Hi Babe ... I'll bet there's not a country song re: baseball! That's your challenge ... find me one, and I'll be yours forever! &;-)