Björk Calls for “Childhood Friend” and Musician Magga Stína’s “Safe Return” After She’s “Kidnapped” by Israeli Forces

NME ^ | 8th October 2025 | Damian Jones

[nickcarraway]

Kidnap or rescue????

I am surprised Björk has a friend that is MAGA. She's going to get a lot of trouble for that.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

No, don't release her.

She should be offered as a human sacrifice to Baal to appease the gods of climate change.

[kiryandil]

She’d last 10 minutes in Gaza proper before the Hammie Boys grabbed her for a little Musloid “fun”...

[Fledermaus]

Bjork? Haven’t heard anything from that tinny voiced hag in a long time.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Looking for name placement.

MA R K E T I N G

[packagingguy]

“being a colony for 600 years what it feels like to be suppressed”

Oh those naughty Danes, going around suppressing people. I’m sure it was horrible being under their tyrannical rule. Not.

[pdunkin]

Say what you will about him but I used to enjoy his tennis matches against John McEnroe.

[montag813]

we know after being a colony for 600 years what it feels like to be suppressed

Historical blindness like this is wild.

[nickcarraway]

What would Iceland do if they weren’t part of Denmark? They would be a much poorer nation, wouldn’t they? Denmark gives a lot more money to Iceland than they take. Iceland has no oil, coal, natural gas, but they do have some geothermal and hydropower, but that is pretty much for domestic use so far.

[KarlInOhio]

Iceland recognised palestine as a country in 2014 .

So do you approve of a Nuremberg type trial (and hangingsl for those responsible for organizing and implementing their rape, murder and kidnapping attack against Israeli civilians? Play nation-state games, win nation-state prizes.

[mass55th]

"Bjork? Haven’t heard anything from that tinny voiced hag in a long time."

Last time I saw her, she was wearing a swan costume to some award show.

[KarlInOhio]

You’re thinking of Greenland. Iceland declared independence from Denmark in 1944... when Denmark was still German captured territory.

[Secret Agent Man]

Maybe as a friend she should have warned her friends to maybe not do what they were planning? Good friends warn their friends about doing stupid and/or dangerous things.

[butlerweave]

Israel saved their lives , saved them from becoming Hostages

[Salamander]

*bloody Vikings

😬

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam....

[Salamander]

There it is.

😆

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I first heard the Spam sketch on a Monty Python record and didn’t see it on TV for years afterward. Before I saw it, I had no idea why the woman (yeah, I know) was saying, “Bloody Vikings.”

[Salamander]

The Spam and the Norwegian Blue skit are absolutely iconic.

😁

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Also, just try mentioning cheese anywhere on FR and see what happens.