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Bay Area celebrity chef robs 3 banks in one day, police say
ABC News ^
| 9/15/2025
| Doc Louallen
Posted on 09/16/2025 6:56:53 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: Ahithophel
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posted on
09/16/2025 7:53:06 AM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
To: Fido969
Quite literally in this case.
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posted on
09/16/2025 7:53:25 AM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
To: simpson96
Given the price restaurants charge in San Francisco...
He was either being paid poorly or had huge debts, maybe from gambling.
Or there are idiots who just enjoy the thrill of robbing banks.
Either way, he’ll have lots of time to contemplate his actions - and will be safe (maybe) from his debtors.
Maybe he can help out in the kitchen peeling potatoes.
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posted on
09/16/2025 7:55:27 AM PDT
by
Bon of Babble
(You Say You Want a Revolution?)
To: simpson96
Chef needs a new business plan, this one sounds like a recipe for disaster.
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posted on
09/16/2025 8:25:38 AM PDT
by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
To: mac_truck
To: simpson96

Looks like Molloy, the older thief on The Simpsons
To: gnarledmaw
They were taken over by trans and became anti-Trump, accusing him of “spreading hate.”
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posted on
09/16/2025 8:40:09 AM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
To: BookmanTheJanitor
"From now on, he'll be doing his cooking in Statesville Prison."

(Combined Goodfellas and Police Squad references).
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posted on
09/16/2025 9:29:05 AM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
09/16/2025 10:22:45 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Vendome
To: simpson96
Is bank robbery still illegal in Kalifornia? I’ve lost track.
To: simpson96; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv; Red Badger; ProtectOurFreedom; Larry Lucido
A prominent Bay Area chef was arrested last week for allegedly robbing three San Francisco banks in a single day, authorities said. A man's gotta eat.. at least 3x day.
The first occurred around 12:02 p.m. when Luchin allegedly entered a bank in Chinatown and passed a note to an employee demanding money..
Doesn't anybody proof read anymore?
"The first incidente occurred around 12:02 p.m. when Lunchin allegedly entered a bank in Chinatown and pasta note to an employee demanding dough..."
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posted on
09/16/2025 10:50:51 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Ezekiel
Who can afford gourmet cooking anymore? The man probably couldn’t even afford to eat at his own restaurant. Three Bank jobs were barely enough for one meal.
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posted on
09/16/2025 11:28:04 AM PDT
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Larry Lucido
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To: simpson96
He’s robbing Chinatown banks?? Not North Beach banks?
To: Ezekiel
I’m surprised there are still three banks operating in SF.
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posted on
09/16/2025 11:58:58 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: simpson96
As Heavy Gantt would say, robbing banks wasn’t his ministry.
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posted on
09/16/2025 12:56:53 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Duty is as heavy as a mountain; death is as light as a feather. KTF)
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