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Writer's Guild: Your GeoPort™ Teleporter User Guide
Original Content | 7/25/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/25/2025 2:43:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: telescope115; M Kehoe; piytar

This is how I get geeked up to write these.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1241079050859005


21 posted on 07/25/2025 5:11:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz
What is it you are asking for this AM with your short story?

Any comment that could result in a “serious felony” v. a not so serious felony?

If one ends up getting butt hurt over storyline critique, recall that your product is regulated also by the FCC and is required to accept interference.

When you finished reading this reply, dispose of properly.

22 posted on 07/25/2025 5:17:30 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL, I’m on my second cup……😛


23 posted on 07/25/2025 5:17:32 AM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Lazamataz

It has a nice touch of Doug Adams.

I like it.

L


24 posted on 07/25/2025 5:23:16 AM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: Deaf Smith
What is it you are asking for this AM with your short story?

Thoughts. Ideas. Exposure.

Any comment that could result in a “serious felony” v. a not so serious felony?

Apparently, any felony committed by Obama or Hillary isn't too serious.

When you finished reading this reply, dispose of properly.

I tried setting it on fire. Here, let me go get my gas can.

25 posted on 07/25/2025 5:23:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lurker
It has a nice touch of Doug Adams. I like it.

I'm glad!

26 posted on 07/25/2025 5:23:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: telescope115

DoYouWantCoffeeWhoWantsCoffeeDoesAnyoneWantAnyCoffeeIJustMadeAFreshPotOfCoffee


27 posted on 07/25/2025 5:24:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️😀👍


28 posted on 07/25/2025 5:46:40 AM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Lazamataz

6 AM and I’m thinking Time Travel.
Coffee has Started...
Second Marlberry completed.
Warm-up sequence engaged.
Destination selection ‘NOW’.


29 posted on 07/25/2025 6:06:58 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: Lazamataz
DANGER: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANY PART OF THIS TELEPORTER BE PUT IN YOUR MOUTH.

Does this count as the Prop-65 warning? I mean how would we know if eating this device causes cancer if it doesn't have the warning? I am also very concerned note about not hiring of color-blind people. Shouldn't this class as well as all visually challenged people be given a preference? Or is this product just not available in California?

30 posted on 07/25/2025 6:07:14 AM PDT by Colorado Doug
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To: Lazamataz

Trying to figure out if you are series about your “Users Guide” writing.


31 posted on 07/25/2025 6:18:09 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Lazamataz
OH! I like it!

Aww shucks... twernt nuthin. Glad to help a fellow code slinger

32 posted on 07/25/2025 6:23:35 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

Hypothetically speaking and noting the caveat about the 5 llamas arriving as an amalgamated “collage” - are there specific statements in the Terms & Conditions of Use that only what is transported out can be subsequently sent back in? Or is the equipment already designed to automatically prevent such a situation? (i.e., could some alien of exact same mass as a person teleporting out from earth intentionally or inadvertently transport itself here - ?)
So many questions.....
Best, locountry1dr


33 posted on 07/25/2025 6:49:46 AM PDT by locountry1dr (Political correctness kills)
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To: Lazamataz

Patiently waiting for the variable destination option...


34 posted on 07/25/2025 6:50:25 AM PDT by cqnc (sic transit gloria mundi...)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you need one more small section:

WARNING:

Use of this teleporter device may result in unpredictable adverse effects, including but not limited to:

Loss of basic emotions or ethics.

Increased desire or drive for money and/or power acquisition.

USE NOT RECOMMENDED for aspiring politicians, or megachurch leaders.


35 posted on 07/25/2025 6:59:01 AM PDT by Wasichu
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To: Wasichu

Spoiler stuff. Besides, this manual was written *after* the Great Spiritual Crisis as detailed in my novel (Dimensions of Essence).


36 posted on 07/25/2025 7:01:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: cqnc
Patiently waiting for the variable destination option...

COMPLETELY illegal.

37 posted on 07/25/2025 7:02:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz; All

Thanks Laz. I’d like to take a journey to the center of your mind. 😎


38 posted on 07/25/2025 7:08:23 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Lazamataz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_onagRhKN5E&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD


39 posted on 07/25/2025 7:10:24 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Lazamataz

Can I get one of these on Temu


40 posted on 07/25/2025 7:56:37 AM PDT by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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