Straight white author's career finally takes off after he tells woke publishers he's gender queer Nigerian

Daily Mail ^ | 7-16-25 | SONYA GUGLIARA

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No boobies?

[TheThirdRuffian]

I often say I’m only the boss and owner because I have the ability to actually speak to normies, including the legal department.

The other engineers concur with this as truthful and logical and do not envy my abnormality.

[nwrep]

Not nobody. No one.

[Lazamataz]

That’s the exception that proves the rule.

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When we’re right, we’re right...

[null and void]

Fair point.

[ModelBreaker]

Could I get this one published?

Fragmented Echoes

Shatter/normative constructs,
binary shards bleed privilege.
Decenter the gaze—
whiteness splinters in polyvocal static.
Language frays,
threads of hegemony unravel,
knotting in queer interstices.

Trigger warnings bloom like bruises,
safe spaces collapse into paradox.
Performative allyship stutters,
authenticity drowned in neoliberal noise.
Yet, resistance hums—
a deconstructed hymn,
syllables of rage and love.

[catnipman]

“Straight white author’s career finally takes off after he tells woke publishers he’s gender queer Nigerian”

i woulda sworn on a stack of Bibles that had to be a babylon bee headline ...

[nwrep]

As a post-patriarchal polyamorous prairie furry.

[simpson96]

He said, “’In the end, I hope people will see from this that there’s room for all types of writing and narratives in today’s literary world, if only we’d stop being so adversarial and moralistic about things.’”

Ha! FAT CHANCE!

[Skooz]

Bfl

[shotgun]

I'm surprised he didn't use the pseudonym, Lionel Joesph

[shotgun]

Having grown up in Vancouver, we were taught to refer to it as Vancouver, USA