Panicking Putin begs Europe's closest ally for potatoes as food crisis unravels

Express UK ^ | 5/29/2025 | WILL STEWART, ALICE SCARSI

[MotorCityBuck]

Then you should have been gone along ago.
🤡

[MotorCityBuck]

So we see things from Texas are Big.

Big and Stupid.😉

[MotorCityBuck]

Tell Irish Potato farmer to helpz The Putin.
😎

[Allegra]

Oh noes!

[MotorCityBuck]

In the words of Mr. Sulu…
Oh My! 😱😄

[odawg]

Putin won’t get much help, as long as he acts the gentleman and keeps the gas flowing to Europe.

[tumblindice]

You potato posted the other day.

[marcusmaximus]

And I’m going to have a baked potato for lunch.

[tumblindice]

Enough about taters.

[KarlInOhio]

Where have all the taters gone
Long time passing
Where have all the taters gone
Long time ago
Where have all the taters gone
Used for vodka every one
Oh when will you ever learn
Oh when will you ever learn

[Rinnwald]

...notorious Oreshnik horror missiles.

Is that, like, the NATO designation?

[tumblindice]

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the potato out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no! Ohh noooooooooo!

[Grzegorz 246]

“Russian citizens have nothing to buy food with. Potatoes have tripled in price in a year, onions have doubled, cabbage has increased by 56%. This is a soup set! Without meat!

I sent a letter to Prime Minister Mishustin about this. The government must figure out what is happening with food prices.”

Coming soon: “Just push off the roof all those dudes setting these crazy prices. That will solve the problem. They must be global homo nazis anyway.”

[piasa]

Sick Tater Putin could try invading Idaho under the pretense of liberating the town of Moscow.

[ANKE69]

Good grief, hundreds of junk spam about butter & eggs wasn’t enough, now we get hundreds of bullsh*t junk spam about potatoes?
Not to mention the hundreds of bullsh*t junk spam about Putin’s 23 cancers and 10 deaths.
Get out of your Momma’s basement and get a real job, loser!

[marcusmaximus]

Tell Putin to plant some potatoes and feed his people.

[ANKE69]

Get your lazy arse over there and tell him yourself, loser.

[ANKE69]

Don’t forget the June 7th

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Will Zelensky and his fat bottom beard do another Vogue photo shoot for the special occasion?

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(How about posting about this sick sh*t, instead of eggs, butter and potatoes?)