Man balances 96 spoons on body to break own record: 'I can stick any object to my skin'

Guinness Book of World Records ^ | 5/20/25 | Vicki Newman

[DallasBiff]

I'm skeptical, probably has glue all over his body.

A have fun thread..

[ComputerGuy]

Balance and stick are not the same thing.

[Larry Lucido]

I don’t have the spoons for that.

[Reddy]

Does he ever bathe?

[PGR88]

I don’t know - has this been done in accordance with International Spoon Hanging Association and Olympic committee rules?

I think we need an audit.

[Rennes Templar]

He obviously has a magnetic personality.

[CatHerd]

Obviously vaxxed! Just ask that quack “Dr.” Sherri Tenpenny. Remember when?

A prominent anti-vax doctor, who falsely claimed the COVID-19 vaccine could make people magnetic, had her medical license renewed, report says

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3998234/posts

There were a bunch of threads on FR about how “the vaxx” made you magnetic. Maybe this guy read them.

[libsrscum]

Stick a fork in him...

[lee martell]

A.. Can he ‘spoon’/ ‘de-spoon’ himself, or, like in the photo, must he request to be spooned / de-spooned by a second or third party?

B.. Is the ‘Magic’ adhesive sweat proof/ sneeze proof/ sun proof or fart proof?

C.. Is he allowed to enter his Mosque in full Spoon Regalia, or are spoons as testing devices considered ‘Haram’ and expressly forbidden for such uses?
Are tablespoons, when worn on the body, while outside the home considered more
Haram than teaspoons? What about serving spoons?

[telescope115]

MAGNETO!

[ABStrauss]

But how many can he shove up his bum?

[Yardstick]

So who’s the true talent here? Is it the guy wearing the spoons or the girl who stuck the spoons on him?

[ansel12]

All the ret of us can do is look on with envy and admiration.

[HYPOCRACY]

Worst superpower ever!

[dfwgator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_zzCLLRvE

[Qwapisking]

He would then he forked.

[GingisK]

He should try the Nimitz.

[Jeff Chandler]

His agent is negotiating with The Ed Sullivan Show.

[Ezekiel]

“96 Spoons” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Neither does “? Fork and the Mysterians.”

Well, there are always One Thousand and One Knives..

[T.B. Yoits]