Tourist $1,000 sex date with prostitute ended as costly mistake

The Daily Mail ^ | 07/22/2024 | Ruth Bashinsky

[thegagline]

A thousand dollars doesn’t buy what it used to. The face of Bidenomics

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"after she took off with his jewels"

Irreplaceable.

[oil_dude]

Money can’t buy brains

[Vermont Lt]

Wow. Inflation has certainly taken its toll.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

In most towns, you can buy that for $25 out behind Joe's Garage.

[sasquatch]

Sounds like Lorena Bobbitt.

[alternatives?]

How many guys have $30,000 necklaces and a $50,000 Rolex? I bet it’s an athlete or rapper.

[NorthMountain]

Golf ball. Garden hose.

Chrome. Trailer hitch.

Harley.

[cgbg]

I was approached by a prostitute in Vegas back in the day.

I politely declined—but she was a knockout.

The times sure have changed.

[Fledermaus]

They have safes in hotel rooms.

Idiot

[MeanWestTexan]

Not using the safe was the least of his errors.

[subterfuge]

Dead eyes. If she had only stolen the cash they probably wouldn’t have even looked for her.

[thegagline]

In most towns, you can buy that for $25 out behind Joe's Garage.

Joe’s Garage? No dope or LSD; just a couple quarts of beer🎶

[markman46]

Dumb a** suppose to lock that kind of stuff in the hotel safe..hope she was worth the 1k.

[proxy_user]

“I spent the night with Angeline to drunk to roll in bed
Me watch it was new and my money was too
In the morning with them she fled
And as I roamed the streets of Bath the whores they all would roar,
There goes Jack Tarr the poor sailor
He must go to sea once more

[algore]

My eyes, oh my eyes... you should have put a warning on that

[pas]

She did not steal his eye sight. That was already gone.

[Fiji Hill]

I once ran into an aggressive prostitute in Capitol Heights, Md., just over the DC line. Even though she wouldn’t take “no” for an answer, I finally got rid of her. But she threatened my life—her perfume was so strong that I almost suffocated.

[Gena Bukin]

Damn! That’s what a thousand bucks gets you these days?

[ConservativeMind]

Stupid should hurt—for both of them.