Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements

The Bee ^ | July 18, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Agent demonstrating Special Secret Service trigger discipline!

[Ann Archy]

The Secret Cervix.

[alancarp]

[Mean Daddy]

Again, the Bee is closer to the truth with a parody article than what’s being dished by the “main stream” media. Surprised no DEI or pony tail requirements for both male & female agents.

[Obadiah]

I believe that woman is the now ubiquitous meme is not a Secret Service agent. I believe she is a US Marshal. Nonetheless, protecting the president on your first day on the job certainly can be stressful.

[Navy Patriot]

I apologize for my misspelling!

[Georgia Girl 2]

#1 room temperature IQ
#2 willing to follow any insane order
#3 lack of situational awareness
#4 fear of heights

[Leep]

Must look good in dark sunglasses.

[bobbo666]

All of those positions involve stress. If you cannot take it, take a walk.

I hear Uvalde police dept is looking for someone less cowardly than present force. Try there.

[Ann Archy]

CAN you Show the ACTUAL slope of the roof!!! MORE POWERFUL TO SEE HOW ALMOST FLAT IT WAS!

[Obadiah]

Just to be clear, I agree. While clarifying she is a US Marshal, the second point I was indirectly trying to make is that she should have been nowhere near a presidential detail.

[lurk]

Humor is an effective tool for change. These errant federal agencies need an overwhelming, unceasing flow of it.

[Navy Patriot]

Agree.

[alancarp]

[bunkerhill7]

Hilarious!

[Pajamajan]

bttt

[left that other site]

The Bee Stings Again!

[Secret Agent Man]

Regardless, the point is made.

[bunkerhill7]

Must be able to leap tall outhouses n a single bound.

[Secret Agent Man]

Lotta illegal mexicans gonna be applying, given who I see on peoples rooftops around me...