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[Lizavetta]

Anyone seen those "Jesus gets us" commercials?

Some leftist open borders outfit is behind them because there is a definite illegals/"refugee" flavor to them.

[cuz1961]

yes i have seen them

and i beleive you are right.

so many times ive had folk tell me jesus was a socialist/communist

i correct them with the following facts

socialism/communism is

involuntary charity

at the point of a gun

Christianity is

voluntary charity.

not
the
same

Jesus is not a marxist or maoist

[Telepathic Intruder]

Blessed are the carbon neutral, for they shall save the planet.

[cuz1961]

blessed are the meek

for they shall trust mike johnson

again

and again

and again

[Wilderness Conservative]

This is actually very well done and the libs hate it.

[Telepathic Intruder]

"Jesus is not a marxist or maoist"

"You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods". But doing so summarizes the whole Marxist credo. The 10 commandments are universal, they apply to every situation. Class envy is a sin, and to make it a part of your basic beliefs is to live in sin.

[cuz1961]

spot on

[ViLaLuz]

So very well done it makes me sad.

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[Mr Rogers]

I loved this part:

“As the Lord was setting out on a journey, a certain young man approached him.

Man: “Oh my Lord, what must I do to be saved?”

Jesus: “Be less white.”

But the man went away sad, for he was very white.”

[lizma2]

“Lazarus will live again....through this mail-in ballot.”

Love the Bee.