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Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’
The Babylon Bee ^
| March 10, 2024
Posted on 03/10/2024 5:33:36 PM PDT by McGruff
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:33:36 PM PDT
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McGruff
To: McGruff
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:39:18 PM PDT
by
cowboyusa
(YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA! DEATH TO MARXISM AND GFLOBALISM ! AMERICA, COWBOY UP!)
To: McGruff
Dear Bee, please do not give those intellectually challenged almost-beings any ideas.
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:42:32 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: Da Coyote
Common sense, Logic 101 would assume, anyone coming into the country and not having a valid tourist visa, enters the country as an illegal alien. And there are ONLY two genders.
To: All
The sad thing is that I assumed that this was fact, not the Bee, until I saw otherwise.
To: McGruff
Sometime the Bee stings deep!
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:48:38 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: McGruff
The Babylon Bee fooled me.
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:48:52 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
To: McGruff
Got This Guy. For a half a second. Long enough, though, to justify taking the “L”.
Curse you, BB!
😊
To: cowboyusa
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posted on
03/10/2024 5:57:09 PM PDT
by
Mean Daddy
(Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
To: cowboyusa
I went to the Gutenberg copy of 1984, found the quote "'Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it." and was angrily typing my reply before I went back to the article to see who to spew my outrage at. Bam! There's the Bee!
I feel like Pooh with his head in the honey jar.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:00:15 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
To: LegendHasIt
What’s even more sad is this predictable, unoriginal response.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:06:01 PM PDT
by
Fuzz
To: cowboyusa
“ Got me.”
***************
Me too. Babylon picks up on thing that ABSOLUTELY could be real in sone fashion.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:08:53 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MA)
To: McGruff
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:10:05 PM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Think of it as evolution in action. [Oath of Fealty - Pournelle and Niven])
To: House Atreides
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:11:28 PM PDT
by
cowboyusa
(AT THIS POINT, I'M WARMING TO AN AMERICAN PINOCHETE. )
To: McGruff
I know this is satire but don’t even joke about something like this. I wouldn’t put it past those pretty boys and botox laden bimbos to pull such a stunt 🤬🤬
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:18:05 PM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Laken Riley is my daughter!)
To: McGruff
Got me.... so hard to identify satire anymore.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:20:48 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDITypical. The hell with Ameri)
To: McGruff
Got me until I hit the line “No one is illegal,” said a tearful Jimmy Kimmel.... That is past tense and I had heard when driving half an hour earlier that whatever this event is called starts at 9 eastern.
To: Da Coyote
Yeah the show ain’t over yet. Someone could read this and make it happen.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:42:45 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: McGruff
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:55:06 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.c)
To: McGruff
A quick check of AI chat “revealed” the following:
Prompt:
how long was the Oscars Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’?
Reply
The Oscars Moment of Silence for the undocumented murderer lasted for approximately 25 seconds.
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posted on
03/10/2024 6:57:41 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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