The Worst Things The Kennedy Family Was Ever Accused Of

The Grunge ^ | July 11, 2023 4:41 pm EST | Alice Bennett

[DallasBiff]

Man they effed up America.

[donozark]

Why do the Kennedys always cry after sex? Pepper Spray.

[Jonty30]

Frying Rose Marie’s brain didn’t even make the list.

[raccoonradio]

Dead Kennedys punk band did song
Too Drunk To F-—. In the booklet
for their Give Me Convenience album,
they detourn their own single cover:

TED Kennedy’s Too Drunk to Swim
b/w (flip side) PRAY, Mary Jo
Available at Hall of Records
Chappaquidick, Mass.

[Rummyfan]

Blessed with good looks and charisma...

JFK certainly. But Robert Kennedy? Teddy? No way. And behind that charisma was rot, decadence, alcoholism and mental illness, you name it. Joe Sr was a Nazi sympathizer. Joe Jr died in the war so we'll never know. JFK was a serious serious skirt-chaser, a fact that a sympathetic press ignored. The home / family life of all of them was disastrous. And Teddy.... well, we know he actually killed a woman.

[Chode]

the worst thing was, spawning more Kennedy’s...

[lee martell]

The Bidens are the new Kennedy Family, if the qualifications are dirty deeds, debauchery and dim-witted behavior.
But you would never know it from today’s media.
One of these days. it will come out on what drugs and manipulations were used to prop Joe up for his “speeches”?
Who is President Joe’s Doctor Feelgood?

[Hildy]

My dad interviewed Jack Kennedy for the Saturday Evening Post while he was still a Senator. He was drugged up even then. My Dad said everyone knew because of his pain. The press knew, the press knew everything about the women. In those days they kept secrets.

[Rummyfan]

And as for JFK Jr.... well, his reach exceeded his grasp as a pilot, which wouldn’t have been so bad except that in his mistake he also killed his wife and sister-in-law.

[enumerated]

People always talk about the Kennedys’ good looks… I just don’t see it.

[1Old Pro]

Blessed with good looks

Did the writer look at that picture?

[MNDude]

my dad always said John put a man on the moon, but Teddy couldn’t get a woman across a bridge.

[Rummyfan]

Man they effed up America.

The worst - THE WORST - was Kennedy's Immigration Reform Act of 1965.

[Chode]

is that Tedward sitting on old Joe’s lap???

[jerod]

She said “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”, and her drunken parents Joe and Rose misunderstood.

[Jonty30]

I think three Kennedy brothers were very handsome men. Ted was mostly evil. He was the key figure in creating the allowance for flooding America with more illegals than citizens.

Despite their personal flaws, I think JFK and Robert tried to do right by their positions.

[Rummyfan]

LOL!

[AppyPappy]

He took a pretty bad beating in that PT boat.

[Fledermaus]

I believe so

[jerod]

The Irish inbreeding didn’t help... Kennedy’s marring Fitzgerald’s who married Kennedy’s, etc., etc.