Hamptons teens toss 20-pound fish off roof of fancy eatery onto diners

https://theworldnews.net ^ | 8/4/2023 | unknown

[lee martell]

For some unknowable reason, that simple Filet O Fish sandwich from McD’s is very good. I can’t explain it. Even though they have shrunk the filet down a wee bit over the years.
I always take mine w/no cheese. Trump likes them too.

Kroc’s aversion to using anything related to Cod Liver Oil is believeable, because back then; late 50’s thru 60’s, Cod Liver Oil was often given to kids to ‘scare the germs away’.
Old people took that and/or Geritol.

[freefdny]

The kids just need to say it was a protest against restaurants serving seafood endangered due to climate change. The whole town will love them. And as long as Alec Baldwin Matt Lauer Chris Cuomo or any of the Soros kids didn’t get hurt it’s all good.

[Cobra64]

If the cops can apprehend the thug.

[LeoTDB69]

Regardless, His new Delta Tau Chi name is Flounder

[Cobra64]

Depending on the height of the drop, he could have skilled someone.

[No name given]

More of the sons of Obeyme doing what they do best.

[umbagi]

They said no one was krilled.

[NorthMountain]

This is “The Hamptons”, not Hampton. If you’re thinking of “Hampton, Virginia” ... “The Hamptons” of Long Island NY are a VERY different sort of place.

[Qwapisking]

i was told that the reason McDonald’s switched from halibut to exclusively cod was so customers wouldn’t confuse a cod piece for the halibut.

[Clay Moore]

“They said no one was krilled.”

Yep, it cod be worse!

[Reily]

Some will do it just for the halibut!

[napscoordinator]

Definitely white kids.

[libstripper]

So right, a terrible waste of great fish

[Liz]

In case you’re wondering.......Bilboquet is a child’s toy......
a ball on a string that kids try to catch in a cup.

[Cobra64]

“could”

[Charles Martel]

20-pound striped bass

We're gonna need a bigger Bass-O-Matic.

[mikey_hates_everything]

[Beowulf9]

Funny thing is, this kid looks like my nephew, sorta...

[mikey_hates_everything]

Your nephew looks like Napoleon Dynamite? Probably shouldn’t tell him that.

[NurdlyPeon]

And now, a word that EVER FReeper should know:

"Cornobble" is a verb that means to slap or strike someone with a fish. Now I don't know if dropping a fish on someone would qualify as 'slap or strike', but I had to throw this out here in the interests of my fellow FReepers.