Finnegan's Wake
Posted on 06/12/2023 4:14:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Uh, may I suggest affirmative action? I’ll head down to the shelter as the rocks get thrown at me.
I watched the video and all I can say is what a Third World Crap Hole!
If our country keeps heading in the direction it’s in, this is how I picture America in 30 years.
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
Second worst way to die is to be buried alive.
Worst way to die is the way John Edward Jones, the spelunker, died.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/nutty-putty-cave
A few years ago, some road work in France near a very old cemetary revealed the skeletons of people, already out of the coffins, trying to crawl/climb to the surface.
I’m advising relatives to stick a pin in my corpse just to be certain.
I could never spelunk. When I was a kid I tried to crawl through an unlit maze with some friends. I thought I was going to stop breathing and I wasn’t even trapped like John was.
Never again.
Twilight Zone episode S3.E23
The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank
A young man wakes up at his own funeral and wants to know what the heck is going on. The townfolk are glad to see him back, but they begin to wonder if he’s a man.. or something else?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734653/
My limit, when it comes to caves, is hands and knees. If I have to go down farther, I’m not going.
How’s her husband taking it?
A buddy of mine was sitting alone in the hospital room with an elderly patient who had just been pronounced deceased finishing up his chart. He decided to pull the nurse pull alert cord and ask in his best elderly lady voice for some water.
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