DEAR JANE: I've spent $15K on plastic surgery because I'm desperate to stay young... now my friends say I look 'fake' and 'plastic' but I think they're JEALOUS! Top author Jane Green gives frank advice on the beauty of aging gracefully

UK Daily Mail ^ | 4/16/23 | Dear Jane

[bleach]

I saw Wayne Newton on TV at the Stanely Cup game last night and I thought it was a mannequen from Madame Tussauds until he moved to crank the siren.

[9422WMR]

Turning Japanese
I think their turning Japanese
I really think so……

Really, the older women who get the face pull and chin tuck look very surprised for quite some time!
“What are you so surprised about?”
That’s the question….

[oldasrocks]

One more facelift and she will be wearing a goatee.

[chuck allen]

Has FR devolved into these ask Jan’s BS threads? This is like the third one the last couple of days.

Dear Jane, I posted your stupid question on FReeRepublic.com, am I a good or bad man? Jeezzzzz…..

[stylecouncilor]

Agreed. A great beauty who would have aged nicely, had she done nothing.

[DallasBiff]

Has FR devolved into these ask Jan’s BS threads? This is like the third one the last couple of days.<

I wouldn't say devolving, but more like commentary about our devolving world, and regular people get to comment on that.

You have a problem with that, Mike Pence?

[tet68]

Dear LIP,
Why, bless your little heart, you look just like
Diane Finestein...

[eyeamok]

VainGlory, my favorite sin. Obviously she took it a little overboard. But hey, committing SINS has consequences...

[pfflier]

Is that an cheek implant or an abcess with a gigantic pore of Weiner?

[Vaduz]

Geezees hail Mary what is that.

[Senator_Blutarski]

Can Nancy Pelosi close her eyes with tearing the skin on her forehead?

[Senator_Blutarski]

For some reason talk about facelifts reminds me of Joe Biden.