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Mountain lion attacks man from behind while he and his wife relaxed in hot tub (Colorado)
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| 3-21-23
| JON HAWORTH
Posted on 03/21/2023 1:58:04 PM PDT by dynachrome
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Mountain kitty didn't like the taste of the stew. I've hiked in that area.
To: george76
The meal wasn’t fully cooked, yet.
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posted on
03/21/2023 1:58:34 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(“We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
To: dynachrome
Probably the mountain lion fled after the guy splashed around and a drop of water hit the cat.
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:00:40 PM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: dynachrome
AIRBNB...Complete with death defying animal attacks....Great for selfies......Bring the family......
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:06:39 PM PDT
by
Hambone 1934
(Dems love playing Nazis.....The republicans love helping them)
To: dynachrome
OK, it'd be real awkward in a hot tub, but in India people know cats prefer to attack from behind!
To: dynachrome
Always have a hot tub gun.
To: LibWhacker
Apparently they think tigers are less likely to attack white people too.
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:21:27 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosophers )
To: dynachrome
Cue 70s adult movie music.
To: dynachrome
Note to self: Don’t relax in an in-ground hot tub anywhere out west. Hell, not even in Michigan. Bears.
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:24:59 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Wonder if his wife considers herself a cougar?
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:26:43 PM PDT
by
Rdct29
(Democrats are the new Nazi's. They think they deserve total control over the people)
To: dynachrome
I prefer mountain lions that come at you head on. Like, sit down and try to beat you at poker.
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:29:07 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Always have a hot tub gun. Yeah, who would have thought you'd need a spear gun in the hot tub?
That also means no drinking.
To: T.B. Yoits
Glock pistols were satisfactorily tested under water.
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:44:53 PM PDT
by
Does so
(....."Who is Ray Epps?"..........should be overstamped on every piece of currency)
To: Does so
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/9w5kto/firing_a_handgun_in_a_bucket_of_water_indoors_wcgw/
Yes, a Glock may fare better but who wants to deal with the rust?
Or wake up the neighbors?
The speargun on the other hand...
To: dynachrome; MileHi; backspace; Balata; bboop; Ben Dover; Benito Cereno; BigEdLB; bluejean; ...
Colorado Ping ( Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from the list
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posted on
03/21/2023 2:53:07 PM PDT
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: dynachrome
Friend of mine used to lounge in her outdoor hot tub in Idaho, on the far fringes of Ketchum.
With a loaded shotgun within reach.
To: dynachrome
Gotta stop using that catnip infused shampoo.
CC
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posted on
03/21/2023 3:03:13 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: dynachrome
I suspect it was a good thing the husband was on top as the couple was “relaxing” in the hot tub. If not, it would have been the wife who had her head attack by the mountain lion. And, as we all know, men are more hard-headed than women.
Good job hubby!
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posted on
03/21/2023 3:07:28 PM PDT
by
CFW
(old and retired)
To: LibWhacker
That is hilarious, thanks for the laugh.🤣
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posted on
03/21/2023 3:14:44 PM PDT
by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
ELLEN
Oh, Sparky!
Sparky. Sparky. Wild animal.
CLARK
Yeah, I know.
ELLEN
Wild animal.
CLARK
I'm gonna go for it, Honey.
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posted on
03/21/2023 3:19:02 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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