Posted on 01/05/2023 11:21:56 AM PST by DallasBiff
I was ready to start throwing things at the Tee Vee.
Actually The Replacements used that term first, before Petty.
I don’t even know who they are…
I’ll Be You - The Replacements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XMC_Sk3QE
Band from Minneapolis, had a cult following, got some airplay on alternative radio stations in the 80s.
Bruces Song - Monty Python
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ‘ya ‘bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart: ‘I drink, therefore I am.’
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.
Thanks.
It seems there is only one acceptable way to vote in Congress. I don’t understand why that guy just must be THE CHOSEN ONE.
Well the last square looks like the late Queen protecting, her progeny.
You confused me, you addressed the wrong Gator.
We just want the money Lebowski!!
Oops,sorry, but still the late Queen, was a bitch not to be messed with.
She’s preferable to her son and the nutless Harry.
William and Kate are Liz's favoriates, she (Queen) knew who was the best.
The Queen knew who was a whore, be it Meaghan or Diana.
No argument from me. I liked the Queen.
someone who believes in nothing. Kind of like Biden undoing everything Trump did only because Trump did it.
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