Dramatic moment crazed Southwest passenger is arrested 'after she tried to open door of plane in mid-air while claiming JESUS had told her to do it' [Bill-Hillary Arpt]

Daily Mail ^ | 11-29-22 | Neirin Gray Desai

[Nathan _in_Arkansas]

The ICAO identifier of the airport is KLIT. No joke.

[raccoonradio]

And now..my impression of William Shatner
in Twilight Zone “Nightmare At 30,000 Feet”

[deport]

Elom Agbegninou, 34, tried to open the aircraft's door mid-flight before biting another passenger
in the thigh

[V_TWIN]

Barefoot, psychotic and apparently braless (yeesh) is no way to go through life.

[pfflier]

When an other passenger intervened, Agbegninou bit them on the thigh and refused to disengage until her jaw was opened,

Some ace insight by the reporter there...

[LittleBillyInfidel]

The DUMBEST thing we ever did in aviation was to let cities run airports, and name airports.

Last week, I was in the recently named "Harry Reid Intl Airport". Unsurprisingly, it was dingy and gross. Wanted to take a shower after that.

[cyclotic]

A few weeks ago I went skydiving for the second time. It was a tandem jump so I was connected to my instructor. A sport jumper deplaned at a lower altitude so my job was to close the airplane door in flight.

It was a roll up, like a garage door. Unpressurized aircraft of course.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Agbegninou bit them on the thigh

In 1976, I had some idiot kid do this to me in 7th grade wrestling. I'll never forget the pain. I literally tried to rip his face off, to get him to release. Had I been this psycho's victim, she'd be blind for life.

[dljordan]

“From what I’ve read - the cabin pressure won’t allow the door to be opened.”

The cabin is pressurized so it’s forcing the door outward. The outside wind pressure and the locks hold the door closed.

[mfish13]

No, you cannot.

[newzjunkey]

Can’t have a John Wayne airport anymore in California, can’t have a statue of Father Serra, things named after various leaders in our history, but we can have a Bill and Hillary Clinton airport somewhere?

[brooklin]

Jesus was sitting in back of her with Jorge.

[BiteYourSelf]

Might want to get rabies shots as well.🤨

[EinNYC]

Did the flight attendant then get a rabies shot?

[csvset]

Drop kick me Jesus
From an airplane in flight

[Mean Daddy]

Technically it’s the Bill & Hillary Airport, Bait Shop & Massage Parlor but that’s a lot to expect people to remember.

[nicollo]

More ridiculous, ambiguous pronoun use. Dialy Mail: just quit using pronouns altogether, please.