Thank God I’m Not Alone in My Disgusting Burrito Behavior

the take out ^ | Lillian stone

[Larry Lucido]

Sometimes I just want tamales covered in chili sauce.

Fine point: I believe a single one is just a tamal.

[Hot Tabasco]

I want what she’s having....

[mylife]

never was a tamale fan, and we had tamale girls...

[sevlex]

I’ll bet she can suck the numbers off your credit card, too.

[ConservativeMind]

And those who just suck the meat out of the insides are “Tamal Separatists.”

[Vendome]

Weird

I thought I was the only one who does this

I also eat the topping off pizza and leave the crust

I love peas but hate them mixed in my food

[ronniesgal]

she’s probably enjoying the burrito more than what you are implying.

[DesertRhino]

Nothing -quite- like todays uncouth and crude Ameriskanks.

[COBOL2Java]

Try doing that with a soft taco!

[mylife]

peas must be mixed in, I don’t wanna stab em one at a time...

[mylife]

for all we know Lillian may be Ukrainian

[mylife]

oddly taco bell tortillas and refried beans contain no pork lard

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, the Tamal Tigers.

[Getready]

I can guess why the author is alone except for other suckers.

[Chad C. Mulligan]

Buy a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell, and if you don’t suck on it the filling will be all over you shirt!

Says this expert Burrito Supreme consumer, (avg 3 per week).

[AppyPappy]

Me buying an $8 burrito: “Wait. I can make this myself for less than a dollar”.

[Dr. Sivana]

Hard to do with the giant burritos at my favorite burrito hole, Burritoville in DeKalb, IL.

For comfort food, I used to go to Harold's Chicken Shack in DeKalb. I was sorry it closed. I bet the White Castle is doing gangbusters in a college town.

[outofsalt]

This calls for more letters to the alphabet people
LGBTQBS!

[1Old Pro]

The burrito must be a Taco Bell bean burrito

Rules me out, I only eat food.

[GaryCrow]

I don’t want to get nasty, but a woman who can such the beans out of a burrito probably would put that talent to use elsewhere.

Unconventional, yet oddly intriguing and titilating at the same time.