Monkeypox Has a New Name...and It Doesn't Sound Any Better

townhall.com ^ | 6/16/2022 1000h hrs edt | matt vespa

[IYAS9YAS]

I thought it looked like monkey pox vaccine.

That works even better.

[JimRed]

That’s one chimp who will be very offended if you call hm a monkey.

Abba-Dabba Honeymoon

Way down in the Congo land,
Lived a happy chimpanzee
She loved a monkey,
With a long tail,
Lordy, how she loved him!
Each night he would find her there,
Swinging in the coconut tree
And the monkey, gay
At the break of day,
Loved to hear his chimp-y say:

“Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba”
Said the chimp-y to the monk
“Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba”
Said the monkey to the chimp
All night long, they’d chatter away,
All day long they were happy and gay
Swingin’ and singin’ in a honky-tonky way
“Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba” means:
“Monk, I love but you”
“Aba daba dab,” in monkey talk, means:
“Chimp, I love you too”
Then the big baboon, one night in June
He married them, and very soon
They went upon their aba daba honeymoon

(Faster): “Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba”
Said the chimp-y to the monk
“Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba”
Said the monkey to the chimp
All night long, they’d chatter away
All day long they were happy and gay
Swingin’ and singin’ in a honky-tonky way
“Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba” means:
“Monk, I love but you”
“Aba daba daba,” in monkey talk, means:
“Chimp, I love you too”
Then the big baboon, one night in June
He married them, and very soon
They went upon their aba daba honeymoon

Then the big baboon, one night in June,
He married them, and very soon
They went upon their aba daba honey. .
Aba daba, aba daba, aba daba honeymoon
A-honeymoon!

[NetAddicted]

Great descriptive name. I vote for it.