Complaint: Green Bay woman dismembered man’s body, placed head in bucket

WBAY.COM ^ | 01 MARCH 2022 | WBAY.COM

[Still Thinking]

Schabusiness?

[oneandfinished]

“Schabusiness stated the plan was for her to bring all of the body parts with her but she got lazy and only ended up putting the leg/foot in the van and she forgot the head,” reads the complaint.”

I can’t remember how many times my mother told me I would forget my head if it wasn’t attached.

[ifinnegan]

You want to complain?

Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them two weeks.

[fireman15]

It was all just a big misunderstanding.

[Charles Henrickson]

There’s no business like Schabusiness. . . .

[Organic Panic]

Where else was she suppose to put the head?

[21twelve]

Seems more than a “complaint” as stated in the headline.

[Flick Lives]

The prosecution also said Schabusiness was on put on probation 7 weeks before the crime and supposed to be wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet but apparently removed it somehow.

—

Seems like the least of her problems.

[lee martell]

“Police are gonna have fun trying to find all the body parts!”
She said.

[Eagles6]

Yeah.

This one has awesome potential.

Bad, but amusing.

[Getready]

Bath salts?

[Billthedrill]

“Schabusiness stated she used knives that she obtained from the kitchen of the residence and that a bread knife worked the best because of the serrated blade.

There's no substitute for experienced advice. I would have gone for the meat cleaver but then I'm new at this.

[martin_fierro]

Police interviewed Schabusiness and asked her what happened. She replied, “That is a good question.”

[fella]

I’m not sure if even Laz would hit that.

[Spacetrucker]

Heh, Haven’t forgotten about ol’ Eddie and Jeffrey.

[fella]

I predict that her last name will become a verb and an adjective.

[gitmo]

Meth is a helluva drug.

She apparently has vivid memories of her actions. Is that normal with meth?

[.44 Special]

There’s something not quiet right about this story. I mean if she really had links to texas I would have thought her last name would be pronounced Schabidness.
You know, like, “ I’m from Texas and I’m in the erl bidness.”

[Spacetrucker]

Used to go up there a lot, thankfully, the local “cuisine” was not on the menu. I just could not ‘stomach’ it.

[Palio di Siena]

But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She said: hey babe - take a walk on the wild side