Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers, cabin crew messages reveal

The Sun ^ | 11/26/21 | Katie Davis

[silverleaf]

Lol!

[BiteYourSelf]

Do I really want to know?😳

[BiteYourSelf]

Being breast fed by him.🙄

[Libloather]

Must have been a protected class.

From what I heard, Delta never mentions 'human' in their breastfeeding policy.

[Verginius Rufus]

I would guess that there is no law against doing what the woman was doing. When would lawmakers ever think that someone would do something like that?

[catnipman]

“Was that wrong, should i have not done that? Because nobody told me that when i got on the plane with my kitty.”

[Salamander]

Human milk is unsuitable for felines, anyway.

That’s why they use kitten milk replacer for severely weak orphaned animals such as squirrels.

It’s more concentrated and “heavier” than other mammal milks.

[Salamander]

My first thought.

Well, not my first first thought but the only one I can post in a family friendly forum.

[Salamander]

/raises her hand as one who would likely have been “horrified”

;D

[Salamander]

No, not really.

:D

[Salamander]

What??

/hasn’t been here in a day or two

[telescope115]

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/woman-shoots-her-vagina-in-cam-sex-crotch-shot-gone-wrong/

[Salamander]

Whomever wrote that article was having a blast with the word play.

My favorite:

“She was discharged this week”

Still, no matter which way I turn my head to read the story, I simply cannot fathom how it happened.

/makes list of things to never put near “nether regions”

[momtothree]

Salamander.... you know ALL sorts of fun facts!! :)

[Salamander]

I was just rambling on to get the image of a cat suckling a woman out of my mind.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

/science is a refuge from horror, sometimes

;D

[GBA]

Whoa … now there’s something you don’t see every day.

As a matter of fact, I’m guessing you don’t see that ever … anywhere .. not even in a Walmart.

[telescope115]

I can only wonder what goes thru peoples minds….

[Salamander]

Biting my tongue to stop from adding the punchline to that one.

;D

[Trillian]

I’ve had quite a few nipple biter babies in my time. That woman belongs in a nut house.

[DesertRhino]

Doesn’t matter. Flight attendant instructions are rarely codified law. Anything you do in a plane that starts a disturbance can be addressed by them. If you refuse to obey, it’s illegal to disobey instructions of a flight crew.