LUNCH!!!
(It's just a prop!)
Any one or all of DC Congress critters could fill this guy’s shoes.
Hold my Bud Lite and watch this
Years ago at the Abilene zoo I was just on the other side of the glass from Wailer, a cat who, when I once shoulder rubbing motions with my hand literally threw his back against the glass … he was a much loved and long lived Jaguar.
Still, on that particular day someone had left an empty baby carriage in the shade behind where I and the cat were looking at each other and in a Fletch like fit of dark humor I calmly said “Look, a helpless baby.” and Wailer snapped to attention looking intently at where I was pointing.
First off, Wailer understood … maybe not everything but he sure understood that.
Second I didn’t dare tell the parents whose kid would otherwise be in the stroller … I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have found it funny.
Don’t pet the bison.
LUNCH!!!
(It's just a prop!)
Saw some clown at the Frankfurt Zoo back in ‘81 taunting a big cat at feeding time inside the cat building, leaning waaay over the railing, reaching out to rattle a cane or umbrella across the bars.
The cat, jaguar or leopard if I recall growled and then lunged,fast as lightening and missed taking his face off by saying inches.
He dropped his stick or whatever, didn’t try to retrieve it, lol.
Maybe it was wishful thinking, but I misread “hand” as “head.”
Its a classic risk-reward comparison analysis
What the risk? Getting your hand chewed off
What’s the reward? Absolutely nothing
Result of comparing the two? Don’t do it.
Stupid is as stupid does. he’s lucky he didn’t put his nuts in the cage or else he’d have to change his name to “Claude Balls”.