Bigfoot bounty grows to more than $2 million[Oklahoma]

Enid News & Eagle ^ | 03 March 2021 | Billy Hefton

[DNME]

I’ve watched a bazillion reports on Bigfoot encounters and I must admit that I’ve changed my position.

For years I thought we needed to drop a Bigfoot and bring the body to a university medical center for a definitive analysis. Full publicity, full autopsy, and let’s see what this “myth” is all about. But no longer.

After viewing countless Bigfoot encounter reports, and assuming 60 percent of them are just creative writing exercises, I now believe Bigfoot is real.

Bigfoot seems to want privacy above all else. Mister and Missus BF want to be left alone to raise their kids. Food is always a problem when you are 9 feet tall, with deer, fish and theft from local farms making up the bulk of the food supply chain.

Some Bigfoot are dangerous to humans. Alaska seems to have some bad ones, and any Bigfoot might have an attitude if some stupid redneck shot his wife last week. But many Bigfoot stories are charming, funny and leave you wondering if we might be related somehow.

My position on Bigfoot (I have never seen one) is simple. I want my gun on my hip when we meet, and there it will remain unless an obvious threat to my well-being is made. Otherwise, I am willing to negotiate, trade, or just gift food to my forest brother or sister, with no urge to kill them just for being different.

[Trillian]