[Organic Panic]

if true this is just to further dehumanize us. I was lamenting with a friend that I haven’t gone on a date since this started. All the masks social distancing. You can’t smile at a woman and see if she smiles back at you so you can ask her out for cofveve. We evolved to communicate with our faces. Just marxists being marxists. The human spirit must be crushed.

[Nifster]

Because panty hose are sooo effective

[Daffynition]

This should go well.

[FormerFRLurker]

Bank robbers rejoice at this latest recommendation from the CDC.

[Afterguard]

Hmmm. Would a jockstrap work as well, do you think? Maybe they should try that, too.

[Allegra]

I prefer to breathe oxygen. I’m weird that way.

[glennaro]

So the CDC has inadvertently issued a truthful statement: That masking is ineffective against transmission of a virus ... not just because the virus passes right through most all mask materials, but that untrained maskers have no concept of how to use a mask (short of slapping it on their face or over their beard or without sealing the entire mask/skin contact surface and on and on and on ...

[Salamander]

Best. Movie. Ever.

[RightGeek]

lol

[MosesKnows]

Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces...

Is this the beginning of a run on pantyhose? Where can one purchase pantyhose?