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Bae Doesn't Like Flowers? Get a Corn Bouquet or These Other Unconventional Options for Valentine's Day 2021
AsiaOne ^ | FEBRUARY 02, 2021 | Melissa Teo

Posted on 02/06/2021 11:34:26 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 02/06/2021 11:34:26 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Are kids still using BAE (as they were 5 years ago when they said Bernie (Sanders) is Bae)???

If they aren’t, who still is?


2 posted on 02/06/2021 11:39:50 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: Vendome; Salamander; Tax-chick; dp0622; DannyTN
A corn bouquet stuff, right there.


The corn, it's A-maize-ing!

3 posted on 02/06/2021 11:41:36 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: a fool in paradise

As in the Danish word for poop . . . ?


4 posted on 02/06/2021 11:42:42 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: nickcarraway

Craptastic!

No girl I know would like that.


5 posted on 02/06/2021 11:45:11 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: a fool in paradise

millennials?

https://www.sgh.com.sg/news/joy-at-work/a-handy-guide-to-millennial-lingo

Also the Danish word for poop (learn something every day)


6 posted on 02/06/2021 11:47:09 PM PST by Starcitizen (Thank you to the Senate for passing S.386, turning the US into the third-world shithole of India. )
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To: Vendome

Which girl would?


7 posted on 02/06/2021 11:47:45 PM PST by nickcarraway
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In 1978 my girlfriend Barb walked into our workplace and announced “You’re taking me to Steak and Ale for dinner!

Me, to myself: Well, there goes fifty bucks down the crapper!

Ah, the price of doing business, I guess. She was worth it, though!


8 posted on 02/06/2021 11:48:26 PM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: nickcarraway

Hominy should I buy, though?


9 posted on 02/06/2021 11:49:24 PM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: Vendome

Screw all that stuff.

Gimme software or electronics.


10 posted on 02/06/2021 11:51:21 PM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: nickcarraway

My women like stuff that comes out of a red box or a blue box, Saks 5th Avenue, Bergdorf Goodman or Harrod’s...

Or anything by Harry Winston


11 posted on 02/06/2021 11:55:48 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Stake and Ale? You got off easy.

I'd be more concerned she ordered you around in front of your office.

12 posted on 02/06/2021 11:56:50 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Salamander

That’s a corny joke.


13 posted on 02/06/2021 11:57:19 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Pffft.

See if I toss you another kernel of wisdom, ever.

:-P


14 posted on 02/07/2021 12:04:42 AM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: Vendome

What message are you giving a women, if you give her a money bouquet?


15 posted on 02/07/2021 12:17:36 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To keep their mouth closed?


16 posted on 02/07/2021 12:19:53 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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Nah, it was a close-knit shop. I didn’t mind. She was young and well, hot. She reciprocated by buying in an equal manner, so no sweat. Fair enough for me...


17 posted on 02/07/2021 1:04:58 AM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: nickcarraway

a corn bouquet shucks...


18 posted on 02/07/2021 1:11:28 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: nickcarraway

Celery! That’s what really does it for me!


19 posted on 02/07/2021 2:30:52 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Scarcity is real, and reality is not optional." ~ KDW)
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To: heavy metal

“a corn bouquet shucks...”

I bet you’re as smooth as silk with the women...


20 posted on 02/07/2021 6:27:20 AM PST by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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