Posted on 01/29/2021 11:41:34 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
I heard of a goofball who wrote a stick up note on one of his deposit slips from the same bank he was trying to rob.
Then there was the guy who put a trash bag on his head, went into a bank and announced a stick up. He forgot to cut eyeholes in the bag. Struggled a bit while the off duty cop subdued him.
And the winner is:
A fellow chained his rear bumper of his pick up to an ATM machine. He was going to pull it out of the wall and make off with a big haul. His bumper fell off with the rear license plate on it. It took law enforcement about 15 minutes to find his address. Popo shows up and there is the truck missing its rear bumper.
One of the greatest low-level crime stories I’ve ever heard. Theft generously treated as purchase. WOW.
Thing is, being unintelligent doesn’t make anyone a criminal anymore than being highly intelligent would ... but it does make you a open to all sorts of mocking.
“Give the bag to Bozo.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS6lNDrCi88
Another involved a local man whose house had been robbed.
The Detective telling me the story was the guy taking the man’s statement.
“Did they get anything else?”
“Yeah, they got my stash.”
“Your stash? Can you describe it?”
The man described it, how much there had been, and further added that it was in his spare bong. When asked what the bong looked like he produced his user bong from a closet and said it looked just like this one.
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