59-Year-Old Man Discovers He Forgot A Metal Coin In His Nose For 53 Years

The Guardian Nigeria ^ | 02 DECEMBER 2020 | AKINWALE AKINYOADE

[nickcarraway]

What kind of interest do you get on this?

[ConservativeMind]

What’s the food angle?

[Blue Jays]

...coin buried in his nose...

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"Hey Doc, after the insurance company pays, keep the change!"

[milagro]

Only INTERNET—unfortunately.

[lee martell]

He must have had a couple of lousy doctors to not demand xrays of that nasal cavity. Maybe he had no doctors at all until adulthood. I have to remember, there are still plenty of people who don’t really know their date of birth.

[bleach]

I’ve heard of a Krugerrand, but not a boogerrand.

[nickcarraway]

It’s Russia. I’m surprised they even did a CT.

[j.havenfarm]

Snot for me to criticize

[thecodont]

Cheech and Chong did a skit on this. Mr. Stromberg.

Up His Nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYnz86FK8c

[BenLurkin]

Good thing he didn’t have an MRI.

[Honest Nigerian]

Boogerrand! Ho ho ho.
You win the internets today.

[Larry Lucido]

Best to use a Kroner. Makes breathing easier.

[dsrtsage]

[Steely Tom]

I remember when a kid in my fourth grade class was scolded for saying “I forgot my book at home.”

Not for forgetting the book, for using bad grammar.

[familyop]

“Sonny, don’t put that penny in your mouth. Do you know what Russians do with those?”

[BradyLS]

You’re looking at it!

[Bob434]

[[What kind of interest do you get on this?]]

It Snot as much as you’d think

[lee martell]

Would correct grammar be “I LEFT my book at home.”?
Nowadays, that teacher would probably be told not to correct you due to her apparent White Privilege.

[Secret Agent Man]

He’s a nose miner.

[doorgunner69]

“He must have had a couple of lousy doctors to not demand xrays of that nasal cavity.”

Suspect most of his life, demanding anything of the state was a bit dangerous.